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It's very important and potentially life-saving to understand how to swim and play safely in the water. But how can anyone pay attention with a man in a Speedo like that? Right?

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I've never seen this kind of Fatality on Mortal Kombat before, but it sure seems like the worst way to go.

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How would you describe this video? I'd say it was something along the lines of Bring it On meets Finding Nemo.

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Oh, how tempting it must be the put your dollar in that machine, hit B4 and hope for a 4-for-1 jackpot.

However, the sight of those other stuck bags may as well be the sight of the mangled dreams of other people who have attempted a similar feat, only to be tragically forced into sacrificing their dollars to this ever-expanding sinister trap.

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It appears that the upcoming sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man could be graced with the Wall-Crawler's better known love interest (and eventual wife,) Mary Jane Watson.

Previously played by Kirsten Dunst, the role of Peter Parker's red-headed bombshell is now reportedly being offered to The Descendants star, Shailene Woodley for what would be the 20 year-old actress' first appearance in a big-budget mega-project.

The live-action return of Mary Jane could possibly complicate the relationship between Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy, presenting the possibility of an interesting love triangle.

However, MJ isn't the only rumored addition of signature Spider-Man favorites as more will apparently be thrust into the mix.

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This deal not only gives people a free watermelon, but also a gateway drug to undisciplined spending which will leave them in debt for years to come with an annihilated credit score.

But still, free watermelon.

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80% of the time, these crimes are perpetrated by a savings who already knows the victim.

If you even attempt to return these items, they'll just say that you were asking for it.

That's what you get for agreeing to meet a suspicious savings on Craigslist.

Jodi Foster won an Oscar portraying a savings victim.

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Being stuck inside that claw machine is tough enough, but the fact that it happened just after he scarfed-down an entire box of Viagra-flavored Scooby Snacks makes the ordeal all the more awkward.

On the bright side, some of the crustiness from Scooby's contributions might give those stuffed animals in the machine a little more texture, making them easier to grab.

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We could just chalk this up as a poorly-executed license plate abbreviation for "nicest mom."

But, then again, the more ribald theory might explain why roofie-laced Kool-Aid and ecstasy cookies are her household standards.

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