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Ruff Dog Day

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This edifying exposé of this dog's life shows that canines do ordinary daily stuff like you, me, or anyone else. -- With the exception of reading Cosmo on the toilet.

It may be a bit on the mundane side, but its ability to be identifiable to people might make you think twice before going up to a dog and pretending to throw the ball, but hiding it behind your back.

Pretentious Octopus

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Pretentious Octopus

"This Pacific Ocean water is sooo pedestrian and bland.

I prefer to get my refreshment water imported in bottles from the Arctic Ocean where it's cleaner and tastes less like...you people.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to my 12:00 tentacure appointment."

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Carjacker Can't Drive Stick

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stick-Shift: The Ultimate Carjacking Deterrent.

This heat-toting-halfwit must be reevaluating his career as a carjacker, seeing as this meager attempt to nab this little truck was dampened by his inability to take it out of the parking lot without turning the transmission into a pepper grinder.

Looks like it's time to bring those ambitions down a slight notch and stick to stealing bicycles.

Tonight On AOTS: Patton Oswalt & Rob Riggle Talk Nature Calls

Michael Kosta and Candace Bailey team up again for another Attack of the Show with Rob Riggle live in studio for his new film, Nature Calls with Patton Oswalt while Jessica Chobot checks out some of the freakiest films at New York Comic Con, like Carrie and Evil Dead! We cover the scariest apps for Halloween and the art of brewing your own beer. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

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Breast Cancer Awareness For Men

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Breast Cancer Awareness For Men

This could be taken as a genuine attempt to bring women's issue to new demographics or just a guy committed to rescuing boobs.

It may be the case that the unlikely pairing of Susan G. Komen for the Cure and WWE Wrestling has lead to a slippery slope of "alternative" strategies for breast cancer awareness.

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This senseless suckling was looking for a quick hit of mother's milk.

Unfortunately, all it was going to get was a musty, vinegary taste from both of this Great Dane's Scooby Snacks.

...Either that or it is a conscientious proponent of pet neutering and simply attempted to get a bit proactive.

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The Train Might Be A Little Late

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The Train Might Be A Little Late

Certainly living up to its name of Waterford, this Irish train station may have to make their trains watertight with an installed outboard motor if they wish to continue running on time.

Of course, diligent engineers would be paddling by in a series of strung dinghies, making all the proper stops. I guess they just lost the passion for their work.

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Guy Burns Off Tattoo With A Fork

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

In the world of bad decisions, the classic "drunken tattoo" ranks high. However, this guy is bucking the system with an inebriated attempt of his own with a "drunken tattoo removal."

While the Internet has shown us some hardcore homebrew methods of ink removal involving irons and graters, this searing use of an eating utensil proves that the old fail adage "stick a fork in it" can have multiple meanings.

Don't Ask Mowgli For The Time

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Don't Ask Mowgli For The Time

While this hardly appears to be official merchandise for The Jungle Book, it may be the case that this ill-conceived wall fixture was designed for someone with an irrational hatred of wolf cubs.

It looks like they're getting more than "the bare necessities" slapped on their faces multiple times on a daily basis.

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Cat Vs. Balloon Static

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"What is this? Why won't it get off me?

Is it a tumor? It could be a tumor! I've callously swatted at so many party balloons in my lifetime that maybe karma finally caught up to me in the form of this crotch balloon tumor.

No, don't pop it! The last thing I want to do is get sent flying across the room into a wall because of this thing."

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