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Cat Is Not Liking The Cake

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Cat Is Not Liking The Cake

"So, that's supposed to be me, huh?

That's how you really see me? As some green-eyed, giant-headed abomination with a stupid curly smile?

Well, I guess it's the thought that counts. -- Even if that thought maliciously saps me of what little self-esteem I had left."

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Those Tail Lights Are Panting

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Those Tail Lights Are Panting

Sure, it might be a tad inconsiderate that this vehicle's tail lights are leaving a stream of slobber that splashes all over the windows of anyone unfortunate enough to get stuck behind it.

However, they also serve as an organic proximity detector to close-moving rear traffic. -- That is, as long as no one throws a stick.

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Balloon Has A Lisp

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Balloon Has A Lisp

This was either a birthday party that was seriously committed to a Daffy Duck theme or the company who made this balloon unsuccessfully tried to turn a new leaf after their paraphernalia for "The 4rst of July" didn't seem to sell too well for some reason.

Hey, at the end of the day, typo-filled/defective products = cheap.

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The Colonel Will Give You The Munchies

With a little semi-subliminal advertising by way of font color, the Colonel is promising a certain segment of the customer base that he'll be providing the perfect aperitif for his irresistible world famous fried chicken.

Some may scoff at the idea of it being a gateway drug, but in this case, the writing is literally on the wall.

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Cat Took A Wrong Turn

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Cat Took A Wrong Turn

This is what happens when cats take those Friskies LSD cat food commercials at face value.

One structural deficiency in this condo and Mittens, here thought he had found a portal to a whole new universe where unicorns poop pastel-colored marshmallows and rainbows drape the sky while trickling gumdrops.

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This Dad Is Racist...Against Being A Bad Host

Guess who's coming to dinner? It doesn't matter!

The house looks like it was hit with an explosion from old scattered issues of Reader's Digest and Kiplinger's. The good china is collecting dust in a box. And the guest toilet is covered in dried pee marks.

Clearly, a little advance notice would have been the considerate thing to do before bringing...that man into his house.

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Today's Date Is DENIED

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Today's Date Is DENIED

What is it with all these teachers trying to get into our childrens' pants?

It's bad enough we have to read about one incident after another in the news. Now, they're brazen enough to integrate their inappropriate flirtations right into the very tests they distribute.

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To Jump Or Not To Jump

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

To Jump Or Not To Jump

"Sure, jumping into subway tunnels is dangerous and we don't officially encourage it and all that happy good-time legalese stuff that we have to say in order to not get sued.

...However, you know you want to. Don't deny it.

You've got the itch and your Nikes are all ready for some subterranean parkour. Even if you do get hit by a train, what cooler way could there be to go out than that?"

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The Sink Broke When It Was Taken Away

Experiencing an extreme level of denial over the fate of their poor beloved sink, these people decided that the dignified thing to do was list it as "out of order."

Oh, it's "out of order," all right...smashed, scrapped, and buried in a landfill along with the hapless idiot who cause this in the first place.

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Billboard Has Wardrobe Malfunction

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Billboard Has Wardrobe Malfunction

Typically an occurrence of indecent exposure like this happens when drunk celebutantes wearing short skirts get photos snapped climbing out of a limo after forgetting to pick their underwear off the bathroom floor of one of the nightclubs they hit.

This, on the other hand, seems to be a wardrobe malfunction in the purest sense.

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