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No One Smells A Fart Like Him

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Posted October 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

No One Smells A Fart Like Him

All this guru of gas needs to discern things about your general health is your cooperation and a couple of burritos.

With much less resistance than many healthcare providers, he'll pull your finger and then quickly give you his dingy diagnosis.

He'll either send you on your way to proper specialists or give you a sulfur-stunk bill of health.

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Best Seal Cry Ever

Baxter
Posted October 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This seal is normally not such a diva, but when this little penguin decided to use its body as a stepping stone, it happened to jump right on the muscle he pulled during last night's water polo game that he played against himself.

He's not in the mood to clap his flippers, balance stuff off his nose, and be jovial. He's in the mood to lay on the beach feeling sorry for himself, watching a marathon of the Police Academy movies, and licking his wounds with a tub of Häagen-Dazs.

This Cart Looks Stable

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Posted October 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Cart Looks Stable

Who would have ever thought that the combination of being both homeless and a hoarder would be logistically possible?

I'm not sure what's keeping all that junk from splattering off the cart and all over the sidewalk even in its parked state, much less when it's moving. Of course, as one of the boxes indicates, it may just be "magic."

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Baboon Tries To Scare Toddler

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Posted October 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Hey, you, little hairless fleshy pink thing, what do you think you're doing here?

Oh, you want to gawk at something? I'll give you something to gawk at...my ass.

Take a look at it in all its majestic, multicolored beauty. Kiss it! I'm willing to bet it's cleaner than that pacifier your spoiling parents still have you sucking."

Electric Fence Is A Bit Grainy

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Posted October 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Electric Fence Is A Bit Grainy

...And by "electric" they mean the electric impulses that will go through your body if you touch this fence and get a painful splinter.

Peeing on this electric fence will serve to keep animals away. Although, it might make it prematurely warp a little over time.

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The Sound Of Cylons

Moye
Posted October 18, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

The Battlestar Galactia series may be over, but the legacy of Cylons (and some major plot points so SPOILER ALERT) will thankfully live on with this awesome Simon & Garfunkel parody.

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Cat Trying To Check Out The Noise

Baxter
Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Damn construction people.

Honestly, how is it even possible to take a whole week to fix a crack in the sidewalk?

This is why I paved my own driveway. There's no way in hell I would hire useless beer-swigging clockwatchers like these guys in any of my nine lives."

Fire Alarm Is Not So Simple After All

You're pretty much looking at the future if spiders suddenly take to the lifestyle of a pyromaniac.

They only need to set a fire, camp by the fire alarm and revel in the faces of any potential good Samaritan who comes to pull it.

Eventually, as the building is evacuated, it silently watches from the outside in arachnid-gasmic delight as the building burns to a fine cinder.

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Baby Hates Cat Sound

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Okay, Mom, your dog impression...dead on.

Your cat impression, on the other hand, well...let's just say that it needs a bit of work. -- And by "needs a bit of work," I mean it makes me want to take a header off the high chair and end my short existence in this world.

So, maybe you should avoid doing that one from this point on, 'kay?"

Granny Weightlifter

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Granny Weightlifter

After her nightly game of bingo is done, this grind-obsessed granny hits the gym for some hardcore gravity-defying deadlifting.

She also spends her time spotting her grandsons during their sessions, giving them a Werther's and a nickel after every set they successfully shred.

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