Another reason why I don't skateboard. Or longboard. Whatever.
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Christian family organizations concerned over the welfare of their childrens' souls are protesting Hasbro for their cute Ouija board aimed for girls who love sleepovers, as well as the color combination of pink and purple.
We, on the other hand, believe that children often inhabit the evil souls of demons to begin with, so we have no problem with them playing around with "spiritual talking boards." Why not let them have a little excitement in their lives? Remember The Exorcist? That was way fun.
We do have a problem with this new exclusive pink color, with its matching pink carrying case. Why pink, Hasbro? If you're going to reinvent an age old game that supposedly conjures the deadly, why try to make it all sweet and friendly? Kids should know what they're dealing with...which in this case, is Satan. Satan doesn't like pink. Or purple. That's a fact.
There's really no need to explain why we're presenting this Hello Kitty chainsaw as today's Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution. I mean, look at it! It's Hello Kitty...ON A CHAINSAW.
Okay, we just wanted to share the awesomeness of this creation. Enjoy.
Someone created an informative subway map of the different destinations on the Lost island, just in time for the final season to premiere next week (NEXT WEEK!!!11!!). How cool is this?!
Here's the thing: Why create a detailed map to help you get around the island when the whole point is to get off it?