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This just goes to show that car washes aren't just for getting your car clean, they're also a cheap way to remodel your car.

By simply opening your door while it's operating, you can convert your SUV into a foamy spa and an instant party for everyone in the vehicle.

It's too bad that this guy was too cheap to get the premium package. For a few bucks more, it would have ripped off the roof, turning it into a convertible, while spraying hot wax.

Dog Gets Impatient In The Car

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Posted May 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Come on, already! Time's a wastin'!

I have a 12:30 grooming appointment with Francesco and you know how hard it is to get booked with him, due to all those poodle bitches from down the street going every freaking week!

If you make me miss it, I swear to freaking God, I will piss, s**t, and hump everything you own for eternity!"

In Romania, they know that children can't be coddled by riding "inside the car" strapped-in with wussy "safety belts."

A path like that won't lead to them being accomplished gymnasts with bulging muscles and premature puberty by the age of 10.

The fact that this dad spoils them by allowing them to grip the trunk makes Ceausescu roll in his grave.

Puddle Jump Fail

Baxter
Posted May 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Knowing her lack of coordination and misguided dreams of being a triathlete, her man would park the car all so strategically when her turn to drive was next, just so he could finally hear her say the words, "I'm wet."

This driver has apparently spent $225,000 to drive around suburban Chicago, trying to impress people with the loud roar of an engine whose cost could probably send two kids to college.

However, it appears that the fortune spent on the car wasn't enough of a "hey everyone, look at me!" message, and the desperate plea for attention would continue when the driver foolishly floors it on a left turn.

Anyone who's played enough Grand Theft Auto knows what happens when you do that.

Russian Dog Moonroof

Baxter
Posted May 14, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These dog owners decided to approach the problem of doggie spit on the side windows with practical solutions.

In this case, their dog has made good use of the trunk cubby-hole that comes standard on some Russian cars, which is actually designed for the easy purchase vodka by the case at drive-through liquor stores.

Unless it was your lifelong dream to wind-up a bloody pancake covered in glass in a ditch, your skills when it comes to parallel parking and driving in ultra-tight spaces better be sharp in the profession of unloading cars off narrow trucks.

I wonder if the job of scraping you off the road is included in the benefits.

Nowadays, when a song gets incredibly popular, a YouTube cover or parody is always close behind. How about a mash-up of two adorable best friends singing and dancing to Goyte's "Somebody That I Used To Know" on multiple car rides? I can't get enough of it.

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Apparently, the school bus doesn't come to this part of town, likely due to the dangers of stray chickens and a general distaste for poor people.

That, however, won't stop this tenacious mom in China from carrying through a seemingly-absurd routine on this clown car of a scooter.

Things will definitely get interesting by the time they're in high school and have already cashed their 401(k)s.

Good Place For A Power Pole

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Posted May 4, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Good Place For A Power Pole

This is what happens when people who drive mini-cars get hired by the city to put up power lines.

On the bright side, the homeowner can always go to the top of the roof and reenact beating a level in Super Mario Bros.

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