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While plain Mountain Dew just gives you a slight caffeinated, citrusy jolt, Mountain Lion gets you so worked up, you become a ravenous hunter in the African wilderness that is your office space. No cubicle or mandatory sensitivity seminar will be powerful enough contain your majesty.

While Dr. Pepper leaves you with a delicious caramel/cherry flavor, Dr. Perky leaves you with nipples that practically stick through your shirt.

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You won't have to worry about the typical perils of nature at this park,

Here, the animals spend their days cranking up the bass and krumping up a storm.

Even the bears are more concerned with shaking their trunk junk in your face rather than ripping it off and eating it.

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You'll have plenty of chances to see Danai Gurira slice and dice zombies on The Walking Dead this season, but how often will you get to see her laugh, joke and generally have a good time (while not covered in blood and toting around the undead, we mean)? Not many. So, take this unique opportunity, skim through our Danai Gurira photos, and when things get a little too scary for you on The Walking Dead, let the memory of the aforementioned images whisk you away to your internal happy place.

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Some think she was born prematurely, but actually, she was kicked out of her mom's uterus for bad behavior.

She made her first kill when she was still a sperm by tail-shanking some squiggly scrub and then egg-jacking his home.

She got moved from the maternity ward after she was caught "choking some bitch for trying to steal her man."

She's got hydraulics installed on her stroller and will pop a cap in anyone who tries to steal her nose.

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Sure, you could whip-out your p**sy parasol and be like everyone else, if that's what you feel you need to do.

However, this guy knows what's really up. Nothing says "I'm cooler and dryer than you" than sporting your own homegrown super-sized leaves courtesy of plant steroids and the defilement of Mother Nature.

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Having retired at the ripe old age of 20 from a factory which makes lead-lined chew toys for babies, he and the misses are taking the 'ole "BV" out to see the world and have memorable experiences.

This all-purpose peddler has everything they need, even though the bathroom situation does tend to get a bit awkward.

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This is either a misunderstanding regarding the conventional western left-to-right system of numeric pagination or it is scientific evidence of what three months of playing ball and eating bacon will do to rejuvenate a prematurely-aged dog.

Some people wish their dogs could stay puppies forever. Perhaps, this person has finally found the answer as to how.

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The person who put up this railing was obviously some kind of master of a poetic type of feng shui, because while its placement unnecessarily disrupts the flow of three otherwise simple steps, it forces one to choose between moving forward or being stuck in a dead end.

Really, isn't that a poignant metaphor for life?

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It looks like this place's register tills are going to be a little thin until this dreaded mistake of a coupon expires.

This is what happens when you get someone who sucks at decimal point placement to handle the promotional aspect of the business.

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I'm not sure if we're looking at the back of a woman with a giant clump of hair so matted that it hasn't been combed since the Carter administration, or if this is a front-facing photo of a guy in a ZZ Top tribute band.

Regardless, that clump of what used to be hair must be so solid by now, it qualifies as a bullet-proof vest.

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