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Batman And Bane Become Roommates

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Posted September 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The cast of The Real World: Gotham only needed two people, and for good reason: Chemistry.

Now, the hero Gotham deserves and the man who once swore to be its reckoning are forced to share a claustrophobically-small studio apartment, essentially ensuring that their epic battles continue...over bathroom time.

When they order Chinese take-out and the check is fairly-split, they have Bane's permission to dine.

The Hobbit: Sequels Get New Name And Release Date

After the news hit about The Hobbit films becoming a trilogy, this past weekend would see the announcement of the changes made to the release schedule, specifically for the second and third films.

With the first film, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey pretty much set in stone for December 14, 2012, it was revealed that the second film will now be called The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, set for December 13, 2013, followed by the third and final film, The Hobbit: There and Back Again (previously the title of the second film,) now set to for July 18, 2014.

How much of an effect will it have?

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Who says Lee Christmas only comes once a year?

YouTube user, roowlant, has showcased this freakishly-accurate impression of The Expendables 2 star, Jason Statham, nailing the badass Brit's cockney accent impeccably.

For a good minute, you'll think you've found yourself in a Guy Ritchie movie, planning a heist of some kind over a webcam.

Your Kids Will Be Assimilated Tomorrow

Labor Day has always been that bittersweet final vestige of your summer vacation and freedom before the inevitable somber walk back into the "collective" that is school.

While Jean-Luc Picard was able to escape it with a little help from the crew of the Enterprise D, it's pretty much a given that you won't be so lucky.

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Stormtroopa Rap

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Posted August 31, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stormtroopa Rap

Compton-schmompton. These straight-up hardcore T's have seen plenty of bad stuff in the accelerated growth-span of their lives.

They survived the unforgiving hallways of the Kamino cloning facility where respect had to be taken, not given. From there, it was the scarring encounters with the Rebellion, being shanked with stone spears by teddy bear creatures in the forest, not to mention grief for all the homies they lost on the two Death Stars.

These guys have tales to tell.

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The burgeoning made-up genre of Austrian Autorap would not be complete without a contribution from everyone's favorite syllable-slaying-cyborg, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Now, thanks to some editing and a smooth, funky track, he's ready to show the world that if your ear bleeds, he can kill it.

Impressionist, Hunter Davis, best known for his freakish impression of Ian McKellen singing the theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is back. This time he's bringing us more crusty wizardish dignity with Sir Mix-a-Lot's perennial ode to the female gluteus maximus, "Baby Got Back."

You shall not pass...without taking a second look at dat ass!

Stormtrooper Parenting

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Posted August 30, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stormtrooper Parenting

"Now, son, remember to use the crosswalk button properly and look both ways before crossing the street.

Also, perhaps more importantly, if some creepy, crusty old guy in a landspeeder tries to tell you that these aren't the droids you're looking for, he's actually nothing but a filthy, stinking, LIAR!

Now, then, we're off to target practice. Remember son, never fire directly at your target. Our genetics prevents us from doing that, so you're better off just shooting wildly in random directions and hope to get lucky."

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Cosby Watches Cosby

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Posted August 30, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

What would happen if the Huxtable family were forced to watch The Cosby Show all day everyday?

Well, thanks to this brilliant edit, we get to watch them squirm as they take in the wholesome, though often cringe-worthy experience of pretty much every TV viewer from 1984-1992.

So, throw on a tacky sweater, grab some Jell-O puddin' pops, sit back, and watch as they brave through the karma.

Bane Is Sad That No One Cares

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Posted August 30, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Bane Is Sad That No One Cares

It turns out that the only reason he wanted to become Gotham's reckoning, was due to the never-ending rejection and mockery he absorbed when trying to get into the world of fashionable winter coats for men. As a result, it forced him to resort to a gimmicky oxygen mask.

At this point, pulling it off would be "extremely painful," due to the scarring memories. Even his arch-nemesis, Batman had to temporarily bury the bat-hatchet and show a little bat-empathy.

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