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How To "Take On Me"

Posted June 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

How To

At long last, decades after a groundbreaking music video led us to believe that hunky comic sketches pop out of panels to romance lonely women while being chased by pipe wrench guys, it seems there is finally a way to take A-ha up on their big hit's titular offer.

You won't even need to travel to their home of Norway, or the sketch universe, for that matter.

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The members of this rock band have honed their reflexes to superhuman levels after years of being heckled and belted-at from unhappy spectators.

And don't even think about shouting during the 40-minute drum solo or else you'll end up with a set of sticks skillfully rammed down your throat with one smooth throw.

One day, they're going to make it...without needing to put up chicken wire at indoor venues.

This Recital Is Going To Need Beans

It takes the right combination of artistic ambition and sphincter control to master the ass clarinet; especially when the composition calls for the player to go "forcefully."

In fact, the origin of the insult, "blow it out your ass" was actually supposed to be rooted in hyperbole, due to the difficulty of playing the ass clarinet.


Nickelback's Coming To Town

Posted June 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Nickelback's Coming To Town

In tough economic times, a writer for this Idaho newspaper's music section decided to list more affordable (and arguably preferable) alternatives to paying to see the upcoming Nickelback concert.

Although, I have to disagree with the "buy a dozen Big Macs" suggestion, since high cholesterol has been known to cause hallucinations, which in this case would likely involve Nickelback.


Dog Drummer Rocks Out

Posted June 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This dog learned how to play "Wipe Out" before he was even housebroken.

Sure, he spends his nights playing crappy bars for Milk-Bone money, but he knows he's got the right stuff to make it one day.

Then, all the (literal) bitches will be lined-up around the corner for some one-on-one time with him.

How Not To Shoplift A Guitar

Posted June 4, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

How Not To Shoplift A Guitar

"I know what this looks like and to preemptively answer your question, I'm just happy to see you."

It appears that the sticky-fingered scourge that plagued this Guitar Center for years has finally met his day of reckoning.


Give Kevin Pereira 10 minutes in the studio, and he'll come up with a new hot single that'll take over the world. We're taking another trip down into the Attack of the Show vault with Kevin and Candace, and here's what they dug up from 2006.

Kevin Pereira's Cottage Cheese Thighs »

You know what Game of Thrones needs? No, not more gore, boobs or beheadings. It needs more harps. HARPS. Like this music video!

For more viral videos, watch Around the Net on Attack of the Show every weeknight at 7/6c!

American Idol Winner Is...A Singer!

Anyone who tuned into American Idol last night knows that bluesy, mellow rocker, Phillip Phillips took this year's crown.

Yet, if it were not for this example of hard-hitting, poignant analysis, we'd have never known that he was, in fact, a singer.


Game Of Thrones Sing-A-Long

Posted May 23, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

How to make watching Game of Thrones even more enjoyable: sing along to the theme song!

(Where's the reference to the smoke baby that kills people?!)

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