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Store Has Strict Return Policy

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Store Has Strict Return Policy

Looks like most frugal-minded folks who make meticulously detailed experiments in their underwear purchases will just have to take their sweaty, funky, skid-marked business somewhere else.

Of course, with no signs prohibiting the trying of underwear in the changing rooms, the hygienically-conscious still have more battles to fight.

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Just Moving Some Cardboard

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Just Moving Some Cardboard

This guy's daily trip to the recycling center continually makes him rue the day that Willy Wonka went green.

You would think that cheap top-hat-wearing bastard would at least spring for a Prius with a high seat just out of decency.

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Fifty Shades Of NOPE

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Fifty Shades Of NOPE

"Man, somebody clearly lied to me. This book has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter.

There's no Hogwarts or magic anywhere in this. It's more like a creepy German fetish version of the Penthouse Forum."

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She Got Served A Giant Football

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

She Got Served A Giant Football

What is high school volleyball coming to these days?

The opposing team are clearly way out of line for serving this non-regulation monstrosity to these girls.

Look at that menacing brown zeppelin as it whizzes over what appears to be a painting of a volleyball and a basketball hoop.

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Not Quite A Mario Brother

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not Quite A Mario Brother

Super Mariano doesn't need magic caps, capes, and animals tails to fly; He just needs a little meth and the perpetual delusion that he's an original character that someone out there actually gives a damn about.

His logo is the symbol for the ladies room, where he spends his days hiding, hoping the perfect woman stops by and has a seat.

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Jackman Style

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Jackman Style

With the help of a little adamantium, PSY may have elevated "Gangnam Style" to entirely new levels, now reaching mutantkind.

For Wolverine, a new source of Korean-bred swagger in his dance repertoire will pay dividends when he heads to Japan to show that clumsy Silver Samurai what's what when it all goes down in The Wolverine next summer.

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Tonight On AOTS: Key & Peele's Jordan Peele & DVDuesday Returns!

Michael Kosta and Candace Bailey are back in a new Attack of the Show! Tonight's adventures include a visit from comedian Jordan Peele from Key & Peele, Chris Gore's reviews of Moonrise Kingdom and That's My Boy on DVDuesday and Blair Butler and Toy Hunter's Jordan Hembrough tracking down collectibles at New York Comic Con and. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

He Might Have Been Hit By This Car

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Thank goodness for the archives of 1970's Turkish action films for giving us so much by which to be inspired.

While they've already shown us the worst movie death scene ever, this clip depicts a hugely dramatic automotive homicide from a vehicle that comes with such pure impact, the victim was probably killed from the residual g-force alone.

Spaceballs: The Post About The Tattoo

This fine piece of work was done at Spaceballs: The Tattoo Parlor where you sit comfortably in a chair sipping a fresh cup of Joe from Mr. Coffee while watching radar on the big screen.

When you walk around sporting sexy ink like this, random women will accost you in the street offering to give you "great helmet."

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He's Got His Back...Literally

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

He's Got His Back...Literally

This is but the first of prospectively several new super-soldiers created from volunteers by way of experimental surgical techniques and the desire to never be alone.

Perhaps inspired by the military tactics of one Master Yoda, this could mark the beginning of a new era where you get double the troops while only using half the supplies.

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