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This guy's daily trip to the recycling center continually makes him rue the day that Willy Wonka went green.

You would think that cheap top-hat-wearing bastard would at least spring for a Prius with a high seat just out of decency.

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"Man, somebody clearly lied to me. This book has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter.

There's no Hogwarts or magic anywhere in this. It's more like a creepy German fetish version of the Penthouse Forum."

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What is high school volleyball coming to these days?

The opposing team are clearly way out of line for serving this non-regulation monstrosity to these girls.

Look at that menacing brown zeppelin as it whizzes over what appears to be a painting of a volleyball and a basketball hoop.

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Super Mariano doesn't need magic caps, capes, and animals tails to fly; He just needs a little meth and the perpetual delusion that he's an original character that someone out there actually gives a damn about.

His logo is the symbol for the ladies room, where he spends his days hiding, hoping the perfect woman stops by and has a seat.

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With the help of a little adamantium, PSY may have elevated "Gangnam Style" to entirely new levels, now reaching mutantkind.

For Wolverine, a new source of Korean-bred swagger in his dance repertoire will pay dividends when he heads to Japan to show that clumsy Silver Samurai what's what when it all goes down in The Wolverine next summer.

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Michael Kosta and Candace Bailey are back in a new Attack of the Show! Tonight's adventures include a visit from comedian Jordan Peele from Key & Peele, Chris Gore's reviews of Moonrise Kingdom and That's My Boy on DVDuesday and Blair Butler and Toy Hunter's Jordan Hembrough tracking down collectibles at New York Comic Con and. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

Thank goodness for the archives of 1970's Turkish action films for giving us so much by which to be inspired.

While they've already shown us the worst movie death scene ever, this clip depicts a hugely dramatic automotive homicide from a vehicle that comes with such pure impact, the victim was probably killed from the residual g-force alone.

This fine piece of work was done at Spaceballs: The Tattoo Parlor where you sit comfortably in a chair sipping a fresh cup of Joe from Mr. Coffee while watching radar on the big screen.

When you walk around sporting sexy ink like this, random women will accost you in the street offering to give you "great helmet."

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This is but the first of prospectively several new super-soldiers created from volunteers by way of experimental surgical techniques and the desire to never be alone.

Perhaps inspired by the military tactics of one Master Yoda, this could mark the beginning of a new era where you get double the troops while only using half the supplies.

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This box that's wedged against the top of this ceiling isn't just any old cardboard box; It's the corrugated king of cardboard made from the trees of Mount Vernon and mixed with blood of bald eagles.

It's the essence of America and you'd best handle it with pride and dignity if you know what's good for you.

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