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Smoothest Way To Get Hit By A Car

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Unaware that this crazed Ukrainian commuter would launch lead-footed, this pedestrian would show us all how his inability to use proper crosswalks has honed his talent for getting hit by cars without harm.

Watch as he smoothly pads the impact of what would have been a devastating, debilitating hit without so much as leaving a scratch on his fashionable man purse.

Baby Tossing

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Baby Tossing

After this couple found themselves committed to the ill-conceived idea of taking their baby rock climbing, the ordeal would become a key moment for the father, who still relives the moment back in high school football when he dropped that critical pass which cost his team the regional.

Now, he needs to prove to himself that the moniker, "Butterfingers" was something he has truly shed.

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Gangnam Style Table Break

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

If there was any indication that PSY's once-charming "Gangnam Style" phenomena has now found itself somewhere down the road of tenderized dead horses between planking and coneing, then this impromptu classroom equestrian conga might help drive that point home.

Clearly, this hapless hopper picked the wrong table on which to distinguish himself with the eccentric dance that everyone has been doing.

Bathroom Is Skinny Wheelchair Accessible

It's going to require some work to get a normal sized wheelchair through that door. However, the reward for figuring out the rigorous logistics and displaying nimble skills is an aesthetically superior bathroom of which dreams are truly made.

Well ventilated with all the space you'll need, there's also a fancy-looking attendant that calls you "sir" with a pleasant accent and provides you with free cologne, perfume, and mints.

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600lb Marlin Jumps In Fishing Boat

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This group of fisherman off Cairns, Australia have encountered a catch both massive in size and trollishness.

Seemingly mocking these antsy anglers, the gigantic 600 pounder decides to quickly jump in and out of their boat, giving them a good look at the prize that they won't be bringing back home to cut-up and spread Vegemite all over.

Regardless, they at least still have video evidence proving how close they were to victory...before achieving a miserable, ignominious failure.

Sound Condom Policy

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Sound Condom Policy

This store is fully aware of the proverbial Pandora's Box that will be opened should they permit the customers to pilfer the prophylactics with impromptu junk fashion shows or, even worse, practical demonstrations with their significant others.

They saw how that practice sunk the suppositories section and they weren't about to let history repeat itself.

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Reporter Has A Cockroach Problem

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Local Los Angeles reporter, Rober Kovacik was making an on location report when he was suddenly joined by an unwanted "guest."

While this "guest" wasn't mugging for the camera or flipping the bird, it was scuttling around where it shouldn't have been, trivializing this report on more possible murder links to the Manson family.

Regardless, if the "guest" turned out to be a stowaway in one of the pockets, then he should probably head back to JoS A. Bank for a refund and an apology.

This Shrek Is Always Angry

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Shrek Is Always Angry

This book bag must represent the director's cut of Shrek 2 in which Shrek is accidentally exposed to gamma radiation and then uses his new powers to take vengeance on the would-be cuckolding Prince Charming by ripping off his head and punting it into orbit.

Besides being a nightmare of a clearance process over intellectual property, it may have been a bit dark for a film marketed to children.

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Quickest Way To Get Through A Mall

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These teens in Poland are either extremely committed to recreating key scenes in The Blues Brothers, or they're just trying to take the American concept of the Walmart scooter and raise the stakes to an entirely new level.

While this mall seemed to be missing disco pants and haircuts, it did have plenty of space for this indoor joy ride and ensures them a solid strategy for next month's Black Friday excursion.

Squeezed Only From The Finest Asses

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Squeezed Only From The Finest Asses

The variety of bottles represented in this ad are not supposed to be different flavors so much as they are the foods that the people were eating before the juice was naturally processed and extracted.

It's probably no coincidence that stores keep these drinks located near the laxatives section.

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