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Spider-Man Sequel Finds Its Mary Jane?

It appears that the upcoming sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man could be graced with the Wall-Crawler's better known love interest (and eventual wife,) Mary Jane Watson.

Previously played by Kirsten Dunst, the role of Peter Parker's red-headed bombshell is now reportedly being offered to The Descendants star, Shailene Woodley for what would be the 20 year-old actress' first appearance in a big-budget mega-project.

The live-action return of Mary Jane could possibly complicate the relationship between Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy, presenting the possibility of an interesting love triangle.

However, MJ isn't the only rumored addition of signature Spider-Man favorites as more will apparently be thrust into the mix.

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Apply For Your Free Watermelon

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Apply For Your Free Watermelon

This deal not only gives people a free watermelon, but also a gateway drug to undisciplined spending which will leave them in debt for years to come with an annihilated credit score.

But still, free watermelon.

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Stay Away From These Savings

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stay Away From These Savings

80% of the time, these crimes are perpetrated by a savings who already knows the victim.

If you even attempt to return these items, they'll just say that you were asking for it.

That's what you get for agreeing to meet a suspicious savings on Craigslist.

Jodi Foster won an Oscar portraying a savings victim.

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You Could Win A Perverted Scooby-Doo

Being stuck inside that claw machine is tough enough, but the fact that it happened just after he scarfed-down an entire box of Viagra-flavored Scooby Snacks makes the ordeal all the more awkward.

On the bright side, some of the crustiness from Scooby's contributions might give those stuffed animals in the machine a little more texture, making them easier to grab.

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What Kind Of Mom?

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

What Kind Of Mom

We could just chalk this up as a poorly-executed license plate abbreviation for "nicest mom."

But, then again, the more ribald theory might explain why roofie-laced Kool-Aid and ecstasy cookies are her household standards.

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She Must Really Like Cheese

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

She Must Really Like Cheese

Since gulping an entire can of Cheese-Whiz isn't quite classy enough, this woman decided to quit beating around the bush and gobble-down the real deal.

Thankfully, she's got that box of Cheez-Its to tide her over for when her diet begins.

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Star Wars Mexican Luchadors Poster

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Posted October 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Star Wars Mexican Luchadors Poster

"Episode V: The Aztec Empire Strikes Back."

Since the parallels between the Star Wars films and Mexican wrestling were so glaringly apparent, we finally have a substantive realization of every fan's wish.

Now we can see what it would be like if the unknowingly-incestuous relationship between El Luké and La Léia were to be set amongst the backdrop of an intergalactic civil war of giant burrito proportions.

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Battle Of The Na-Na-Na-Na's

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Posted October 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Battle Of The Na-Na-Na-Na's

This battle between famous non-lyrics was destined to happen sooner or later.

Now, The Dark Knight will battle The Knighted Beatle in an epic showdown to determine whether it's cooler to take a sad song and make it better with a piano or a Batmobile.

Interestingly enough, this is one rare instance where Batman is not richer than his opponent.

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Honest Knock-Off Sneakers

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Posted October 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Honest Knock-Off Sneakers

While Nike is traditionally known for its famous "Swoosh," the folks at Fake (pronounced "fake-ee") have carved out a niche with their own famous "Hypotenuse."

Thus far, they aren't popular enough for barbaric people with egregiously-dumb priorities to murder each other over, but there was one reported jaywalking case over a pair.

It's a start.

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Parents Picked The Wrong Summer Camp

These kids' parents probably should have recognized somewhat of a red flag when the description for this summer camp read: "Your children will be taught the value of sacrifice for the greater good and how to make Semtex vests during arts and crafts time."

Tomorrow, they hit the firing range to take cracks at the Uncle Sam targets.

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