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Pregnant With Krang

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Posted September 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Pregnant With Krang

This is what happens when you spring break over in Dimension X and wake up hungover in the Technodrome with a bad headache and a slimy brain thingy baby.

This is one baby that's choosing to remain in utero for life while it makes plans with Shredder for global-inter-dimensional domination once they get rid of those wretched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Wonder Woman Returning To TV...Again

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Posted September 7, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Wonder Woman Returning To TV...Again

It appears that DC's iconic Amazon will be making another attempt to lasso a spot on the small screen.

According to a report from Vulture, Wonder Woman will indeed be back on television, this time developed as a drama on The CW network chronicling the character's origin which will be titled, Amazon.

Just a little over a year after the pilot for the last attempted Wonder Woman TV series starring Adrianne Palicki would be scrapped by NBC, it seems that Diana of Themyscira will be featured in a prequel series similar in context to Smallville depicting her formative, pre-stars-and-striped bikini days.

What kind of series should we expect?

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How Do I Answer That?

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Posted September 7, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

How Do I Answer That?

Well, these answer choices may seem like a curveball, but really, it's simple.

"Yes," as in the iconic progressive rock band, best known for the hit single "Owner of a Lonely Heart." And "No" as in New Orleans.

You see? Simple.

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Mad Men Rickrolls You

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Posted September 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The sight of Christina Hendricks voluptuously shaking her hips is a welcome alternative to that other redhead's dance moves. Indeed, this is the kind of rickrolling that you'll be glad to have accidentally clicked on.

Thanks to some clever editing and certainly a lot of work, we have an abrupt link-swerving experience that certainly doesn't give us up or let us down, but unfortunately, will run around and desert us after it's done playing.

Nope, That Is Not Michael Clarke Duncan

It seems that whoever was responsible for the images used in this local newscast was distracted with remaining excitement over The Expendables 2, causing it to overshadow the tragic passing of Michael Clarke Duncan.

He'll always be remembered for his groundbreaking role in The Green Mile...and his talking abs in the Old Spice commercials.

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With some slight modifications to the dialogue by the folks at BadLipReading, the gloomy love story of 100+ year-old emo vampires who perpetually maintain a social circle of teenagers becomes something far more palatable.

Now, we have an epic love story about a vampire who is addicted to slapping and punching fish who meets an expression-deprived girl who spits on siblings for fun.

Suddenly, the saying, "still a better love story than Twilight" is validated in a whole new way.

Dragon*Con 2012 Cosplay Pictures

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Posted September 4, 2012 - By Eugene Morton

Being at Dragon*Con is like being in an alternate universe where characters like The Avengers, Batman, Doctor Who and Master Chief are real. It's a nerd fantasy come to life, and if you couldn't be in attendance this year, then you owe it to yourself to meticulously pour over the galleries of Dragon*Con 2012 cosplay pics that we've so lovingly assembled.

Just take care not to become so transfixed by our Dragon*Con costume photos that you start missing work or school… or do. The authority figures that rule your life will completely understand, we promise.

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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Trailer Hits

The trailer for Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, has made its decapitating debut.

The film is a reimagination of the ubiquitous 1812 Grimm fairy tale that was meant to scare German children from wandering from their log cabins. Now, it will be used to scare those broom-riding, baby-baking-bitches from doing anything ever.

Starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as the titular sibling duo, they've gone from leaving trails of breadcrumbs in the woods to slaying evil witches and burning them with wood until all that's left resembles breadcrumbs.

Check out the trailer below, which hits you with an automatic crossbow of ass-kicking.

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Spider-Man Can't Stop This Train

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Posted September 4, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Spider-Man Can't Stop This Train

"No, no, no, nooo!!!

Stopping a moving train looked so easy in Spider-Man 2! I forgot that I can't shoot webs, don't have super-powers, and that movies aren't real!

Come on! Why did I have to pick the one train that doesn't stop at train stations? "

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She Must Have Hooked-Up With A Symbiote

Sure, she's gained Spider-Man-like powers and can now mimic any outfit she wants. 

Unfortunately, it comes at the cost of being enslaved by a mercurial symbiotic alien creature that makes you have extremely bad dental hygiene and a bizarre appetite for brains.

Good thing this is just well-executed face-paint, because fashion is not worth all of that.

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