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While this hardly appears to be official merchandise for The Jungle Book, it may be the case that this ill-conceived wall fixture was designed for someone with an irrational hatred of wolf cubs.

It looks like they're getting more than "the bare necessities" slapped on their faces multiple times on a daily basis.

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The entrance to this cozy café is naturally located in the back.

Upon arrival, you'll be greeted by a hostess who shows you to a dining room that, rather than containing proper chairs, sports a series of doctor's office beds with people laying face down.

Whatever you do, just don't order the T-bone.

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Never quite comfortable in its own frame, this bus always felt like it was living a lie every time it passed by a reflective store window.

That's why it will soon undergo vehicle reassignment refitting and will soon be chugging along the railways as it always felt it was meant to do.

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This group also happen to be robots in disguise...as a legitimate popular toy line.

That being said, the "Framstorners" are committed to distinguishing themselves from those other more well-known Bots with a new film directed by Michael Bay starring Shia LaBeouf and his trusty yellow form-changing robot car creatively known as "Sportscar."

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After this wizard running back managed to slip past the angry Balrog on the narrow bridge, he then made his way down the mountainside and spiked the sacred pigskin of Khazad-dum on the rocks.

This time, everything had gone according to the game-plan in his wizard coach's grimoire.

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Why would you still get your medicine from hack pharmacies like CVS and Walgreen's?

It seems that in his long hiatus from this mortal coil, Jesus got his MD and has set up shop to write scripts for "glaucoma patients" with a handful of cash who can stay tight-lipped.

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This may be the only socially-acceptable loophole in the "one urinal buffer zone" rule of men's rooms.

Sure, it may take a little more work, but in the end, you'll leave with an extreme feeling of satisfaction to accompany your newly empty bladder.

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For them, the primary weapons in this "fight" are cold showers, purposefully-stubbed toes, and thinking about baseball...A LOT.

If they continue to keep it up, their crossing of swords with these proposed towers should leave those encroaching structures flaccid.

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Looks like most frugal-minded folks who make meticulously detailed experiments in their underwear purchases will just have to take their sweaty, funky, skid-marked business somewhere else.

Of course, with no signs prohibiting the trying of underwear in the changing rooms, the hygienically-conscious still have more battles to fight.

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