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Appropriate Ad For The Candy Aisle

This may seem insensitive, but effective marketing begins by knowing your demographic. By planting this mental seed, those gluttons who buy M&M's but the gross will know when the (inevitable) time is right, that this pharmacy has free generic diabetes medication.

Under similar logic, they've put headache medicine next to the condoms.

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How Does McDonald's Run Out Of

I'm not sure if this is an egregious display of poor education or an empowering statement about how an employee named "F," much like the Dark Knight, was going to "rise" and decided to walk out of this job schlepping burgers, moving on to greater things.

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The Pasta Isn't Sexy Because It Says So

Read the label, it's NOT sexy! Get your minds out of the gutter, people!

If I had to guess, this is historical pasta made to commemorate the Apollo 11 spaceflight.

Now, the perfect accompaniment to this pasta would have to be some creamy white Alfredo sauce; the kind that drips down your chin with rich goodness.

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Fuddruckers Should Fix Their Sign

Those fudding ruckers better get right the ruck on fixing that fudder-rucking sign before people start freaking the ruck out.

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There must be something about low-wage-earning fast food employees, specifically ones that work the drive-thru that makes a certain segment of people think, "these people need to be put in their place, let's prank them!"

From coneing to static electric shocks, it's not letting up anytime soon and this guy rapping his order to the bewildered employee is the latest in what I would guess is a coordinated campaign by the Internet to take revenge against soggy french fries stuck at the bottom of the bags.

Will The Eggs Get Fertilized?

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Posted July 6, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Will The Eggs Get Fertilized?

While your daily breakfast eggs never had a chance to become a walking, clucking, land bird, it's always fun to shape it in the form of the sperm that got away.

Now, you don't need to have fish to put something on your plate that used to swim.

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Aisle 4 Seems A Bit...Focused

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Posted July 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Aisle 4 Seems A Bit...Focused

Anyone with either the unmitigated gall or unforgivable obtuseness to ask an employee at this supermarket where the bottled water is located is liable to get punched so hard, that they'll wake up sprawled next to the used DVD kiosk and discounted, on-expiration-day donuts.

Just for the record, they really, REALLY don't want to answer that question again.

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To Catch A Fruit Thief

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Posted July 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This elaborate sting was set to catch a conniving cleaning lady who was the culprit in the constant thievery of fruit off this irate office worker's desk for a month.

Catching her on a hidden camera, the footage was then made into a screen saver with a stern note, open for everyone in the office to see, including the sticky-fingered swindler herself.

Looks like she'll have to get foods that keep herself regular on her own dime.

This Soft Gelato Makes You Hard

I guess after acquiring the rights from Pfizer, the flavor formerly known as "Smurf Boner" got a newer, classier name.

It's no wonder that this place installed a second doorknob in the middle of the entrance door that is specially-made to be pushed open with a pointy protrusion.

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This Fried Rice Has Daddy Issues

It's a safe bet that the stuff it's covered in isn't barbecue sauce.

This dish was cooked in multiple takes from several different angles.

One search will show it's done a lot of rice-on-rice dishes in the past.

It's always annoying when your fried rice looks at the camera while the action's happening. It makes it look narcissistic.

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