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Trains Here Must Have Big Loads

While the environmentally-conscious might say that traveling by train reduces the amount of carbon emissions from car commutes, at this particular station, they have to worry about emission that could potentially start civilizations.

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"You, sir, in the car coming towards me. Take a good look at this finger. It means that you are under my charismatic power and are obligated to stop while I cross.

Don't try to fight it. Wrong thinking is punishable. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded. You will find it an effective combination."*

*If you get that reference then you are a nerd.

In Russia, the definition of a pedestrian crosswalk is any portion of the road where a car doesn't happen to be coming at that moment.

So, Granny, here, is going to have to tough things out and play a real life game of Frogger if she wishes to get to the other side with her babushka intact.

Dancing Lizard Has Swagger

Baxter
Posted June 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Crossing the road at this slow of a pace might end up being a fatal mistake, but this lizard doesn't care. At the end of the day, getting run over by a car will give him street cred, which, in this case, means credit for getting squashed in the street.

Doing no favors for the reputation of Asian drivers everywhere, this guy in Chongqing, China decided it would be cool steer his car in the middle of a busy highway from the outside like it was some kind of Chinese chariot.

He did a respectable job with it considering that he's an unfortunate mix of stupid and insane. However, the people around him were understandably irate from the impromptu display and he is apparently wanted by the police.

Of course, he could just be practicing for a new extreme level of carpooling.

But The Train Was Asking For It!

That train keeps saying it wants to wait until it's married, but keeps pulling cars like a slut.

Engineers, if you don't want people humping your trains, then maybe it should be your responsibility to not let them pose so provocatively on the track like that.

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One Slippery Intersection

Baxter
Posted June 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

One Slippery Intersection

Not only is this intersection susceptible to the worst kind of hydroplaning, but you will get splashed to hell.

Should you survive it, you'll need a black-light to wash your car.

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The Ground Is Alive

Baxter
Posted June 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The excessively loud music must have caused some type of disruption in the Earth where an ordinary sinkhole is instinctively resisting the laws of physics to avoid having to listen to one more minute of this stuff that people who drive gaudy cars that they can't afford blast in the streets in a cry for attention.

Lady Vs. Parking Garage

Moye
Posted June 11, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

Sometimes the hardest part about driving isn't dealing with crazy pedestrians or other cars on the street. And not rude people on bicycles. It's those damn parking garage walls! They'e so stationary yet keep getting in the way.

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You'll Be Sore After Riding His Shuttle

I guess he'll be snapping some photos of it in the john so that he can "accidentally" have them leaked on the Internet.

If that's the way he wants to get attention in the competitive world of rental car shuttle bus driving, then so be it.

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