Don't let that signature peel and juicy pulp fool you. Oranges are jerks.

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"Uh, yeah, I just had a fish taco not half an hour ago, but I'd certainly take some torn chunks of your ice cream cone if you're not going to finish it.

Why let good food go to waste? That's my philosophy to life, and dagnabbit, it got me here. -- Swimming in this awesome pool at this zoo."

What's the first thing you take when you break into a convenience store! The rack of potato chips!!!! SCORE.

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"Well, pardon me! I don't know about anyone else, but I wasn't aware that Aspen, Colorado was actually the new location of NAZI GERMANY!"

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If you think putting a slinky on a treadmill is no big deal, add some dramatic music and think again!

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This security guard in Iraq seems to be getting a "surge" of his own from his frisking methods. His job is to make sure that this get-together is safe from butt-bombers and ensuring that the guests are effectively working their glutes.

While he might seem like a seedy character, he abides by a strict "no molestations of people under age 12" rule that has served him well in his job.

He may not be the hero Gotham "needs right now," but Batman, along with his fellow live-action counterparts, is finally taking the vacation he "deserves" before getting ready to take on Bane in July.

It's a good thing that 60's Batman remembered to bring his Bat-Skin-Cancer-Go-Awayer Spay, which he always keeps in his utility belt, along Little Louie Groovy albums on his conspicuously-large Batpod Nano.

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This montage showing every scene featuring the stubborn, dusty, moisture farmer, Uncle Owen Lars seems to tell the story of a tyrannical, oppressive, pathological liar whose fate as a charred, smoking skeleton in his front yard seemed rather inevitable.

That narrative just might be accurate.

Alice Eve from Men in Black 3 joins Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey on Attack of the Show tonight, where we'll also discuss this morning's launch of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket on The Loop, including Jessica Chobot's trip to their headquarters to see the Dragon capsule up close! Chris Gore returns with more DVD and Blu-ray reviews for DVDuesday, like The Woman in Black and Red Tails. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

In the world of Disney, the reaping is a happy time when their greatest animated couples violently compete for total domination over the "limited edition" DVD sales. -- Until the next cycle, where they are resurrected, remastered, and re-released to begin the reaping yet again.

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