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Gadget Pr0n: Lenovo ThinkPad X300 Laptop

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 4:54 PM

You know how you have to sit down with your mom for like the hundredth time to teach her how to check her cell phone messages or how bewildered your dad gets when you tell him that he has to download the latest version of Java?

Sorry to say it, but your parents are techtarded (or technologically handicapped for the politically correct) and you will be one day too unless you keep watching Gadget Pr0n.

You don't want to end up like grandma, do you? No, you don't want to get so out of touch with technology that you start to believe that PDAs are powered by ghosts.

On today's Gadget Pr0n we'll review the Lenovo ThinkPad X300 Laptop.

Are you a friend to the Earth? Then check out GCycle... it's G4's new initiative to try and get you to be a better person and recycle tech stuff!

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Attack This: Survival Stuff

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 4:38 PM

Sorry to get disturbing here, but there are a ton of people walking around who believe in some kind of apocalyptic type scenario. Crackpots?

Maybe, but it never hurts to be prepared. If you’re hoping to survive the end, you might want to pick up today’s items (except for the pet monkey, which you should only buy because it’s cute).

Primate Store  

"I Am Legend" Rifle 

EMT Paintball Sentry Turret 

Monotracer 


Around The Net

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 4:00 PM

Geek Out: BSG Live!

Posted by Jonathan Hunt - Thursday, May 08, 2008 3:54 PM

This past Tax Day, April 15th, a very special event took place at the Roxy in Los Angeles, California. Nerds from all over crowded together for a sold-out show where composer Bear McCreary brought the music of Battlestar Galactica to a live concert venue.

We were the only ones given full access to everyone and everything inside the club. Sure we could be selfish and keep all the BSG-sweetness for ourselves, but we're not like that. We're about sharing.

Bear, his brother Brendan, the lovely Raya Yarbrough, and the Galactica's own Kandyse McClure all found time to sit down with us and talk about this unique concert event that brought musicians, performers, and geeks together like nothing has before.

This is the only place where you can see this footage! Also, be sure to check back next week, where we'll have some more BSG Live surprises up our sleeve.


WebTools: Competition Sites

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 2:41 PM

The will to compete is strong in the human animal. In fact, so unyielding is the psychological need to show one’s superiority that there are actually websites dedicated to competitions of skill.

Ibeatyou and Strutta both offer competitors the chance to face off in various events (including beatboxing) by posting videos online.

If you want to find out how to show the world that it needs to respect your mad skills or you just want to see titans go at it, see our profile of the sites in today’s WebTools.


'Poultrygeist' Red Carpet

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 2:22 PM

Of all the Hollywood parties and special events, nothing compares to the premiere of a Troma movie.

The (blood) red carpet event for their new film, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead featured odd characters, beautiful, buxom women and the best C-list celebs Tinsel Town has to offer.

We were on hand for the festivities and it was truly a sight to behold. Trod the red carpet with us later today, won’t you?


'Speed Racer' First Look

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 11:37 AM

We remember hearing the Speed Racer theme song for the first time, a catchy tune which ended with the words, “Go Speed Racer, go!”

We must confess, one place we thought Speed would never go was to the big screen. The cartoon (even the revamped series than ran during the early 90s) was great, but we didn’t believe someone would ever make the thing into a live action film. We’re so glad we were wrong.

Today, we’ll gladly present a preview of the film to you Speed freaks. Go, Speed Racer, go!

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The Loop: Not So Super Deluxe

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 10:56 AM

Media giant, Time Warner has decided to merge its comedy video site, Super Deluxe with the Cartoon Network site, Adult Swim, a move which has resulted in the termination of an untold number of the Super Deluxe staff.

Time Warner hasn’t gotten where it is by making bad decisions and its actions seem to indicate that, popular as the Super Deluxe was, it wasn’t turning a profit (or enough of one to justify its existence).

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Today On AOTS!

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, May 08, 2008 10:08 AM

Hey! On today's show we’ll review the latest technology in Gadget Pr0n, preview the live action adaptation of Speed Racer and show you the funniest videos making their way Around the Net. It don't get much better than that y'all!


Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Around The Net

Posted by Eugene Morton - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 4:59 PM


Around the Net is like sugar. A little bit makes anything better. However, too much overloads the senses and that’s no good. So, we have to carefully monitor and ration the funny videos every day. If we gave you too much web goodness at one time you’d experience total mental overload. 

Weatherman Makes 69 Joke on Air
   

Makin' Music with John Mayer  

Slow-Motion Raspberries

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Attack This: Portable Tech

Posted by Eugene Morton - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 4:47 PM

We remember when computers first started becoming commonplace among consumers. Let us tell you, we were hooked right away.

The problem was, when morning rolled around and we were forced to go to school, bloodshot though our eyes were, we had to deal with computer cravings all day long.

Now, so many computers and media devices are portable, not unlike today’s items. You young kids don’t know how good you’ve got it.

Mvix MV 2500U

Siyoteam USB Card Read & Bluetooth Device

LG ENV2  

Argard M10 Bluetooth Headset

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BlogWatch: Future Blogs

Posted by Eugene Morton - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 4:44 PM

It would be cool if you had the power to see into the future. Unfortunately, unless you’ve got psychic powers that ain’t going to happen, not in the traditional way at least.

However, you can check out today’s blogs and see the future of technology and architecture. No crystal ball required.

Future Boy

Dynamic Architecture

Paleo-Future 

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Olivia's Complex Column

Posted by stephen pryze - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 2:44 PM

Our very own Olivia Munn will have a recurring column in Complex Magazine beginning in the June/July issue.  For her first column she will lend her nose to test out which male deodorants have the power to attract women.  Here is a short clip from her smell test and to see more of Olivia check out Complex Magazine.

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The Loop: One On One With Bear Grylls

Posted by Eugene Morton - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 11:19 AM

There are a lot of different ways to define “macho.” Personally, we don’t think a guy is masculine because he likes guns and blowing things up. Admittedly, that stuff is pretty cool, but to us a real man is one who can survive in the wild with only his wits and will.

That’s why we view Bear Grylls as sort of the ultimate dude. You’d agree if you ever saw an episode of the survival wilderness show, Man vs. Wild. We’ll chat with Grylls in today’s Loop and see what’s going on with the proto-man. Be there. 

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Sex On The Streets With Anna David

Posted by Eugene Morton - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 10:39 AM

Every week, Anna David answers your sex and romance questions in the safety and calm of our studios and she does a bang up job, but recently she decided to do something a bit different, something more raw and exciting. Rather than wait for you timid lambs to come to her with your sex questions, she decided to go to you.

Anna combed the streets of New York looking for curious souls with sex on the brain and she had no problem finding them. Indulge your voyeuristic side and allow yourself this one, lingering look into the hidden and erotic thought's of the Big Apple's most amorous and free spirited denizens.

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