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On tonight's Attack of the Show, Michael Kosta and Candace Bailey welcome Janina Gavankar from True Blood and The League back to the studio, Tiffany Smith talks to the cast of Zero Dark Thirty and Matt Mira reviews the Sony Xperia TL smartphone for Gadget Pr0n. Just like James Bond! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

Tonight on Attack of the Show, Michael Kosta and Candace Bailey bring you Vinnie Jones from Company of Heroes, Blair Butler's top seven comics of all time for Fresh Ink and a cooking lessons with Epic Meal Time. Chris Gore also reviews a slew of new Blu-ray releases for DVDuesday, including Looper, Total Recall and Premium Rush. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

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On tonight's Attack of the Show, Alex Albrecht and Candace Bailey welcome Melissa Rauch from The Big Bang Theory to the studio, and we host a Hobbit roundtable discussion with Devin Faraci and Jeff Cannata. Matt Mira reviews the Nintendo Wii U while Weston Scott visits the Jack Daniels headquarters. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

Paul Scheer and Candace Bailey bring a new Attack of the Show tonight with filmmakers Joe Lynch and Adam Green about the Christmas special of their FEARnet show, Holliston, Nick Kroll from The League for his new Comedy Central show, Kroll Show and Weston Scott's hands-on lesson on the art of making moonshine! Plus, Chris Gore reviews Girls and The Bourne Legacy for DVDuesday. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

Tonight on Attack of the Show, Alex Albrecht joins Candace Bailey as this week's co-host with Nathan Fillion from Firefly and Castle live in studio, and Weston Scott's underground zip-lining trip in Kentucky! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

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