Gadget Pr0n
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:53 PM
 We don’t review scientific calculators here and Hell will freeze over before we ever talk about a refrigerator with a USB port and built in monitor.
No, we review technology of a more… stimulating nature. Meaning, gadgets that are fun and easy, sleek and sexy, but that you won’t have to hide from your mother under the mattress of your bed.
Today, we'll review the Porsche 911 Turbo S Steering Wheel.
Also, are you a friend to the Earth? Then check out GCycle... it's G4's new initiative to try and get you to be a better person and recycle tech stuff!
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Robot News
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:44 PM
 Tune in for the sexiest, most action packed night time news broadcast around, Robot News! Your anchors Olivia and Blair will report on the most important cyber stories of the week, the ones that affect you!
Nobody covers robots like we do, probably because no other night time news broadcast bothers to cover robot stories, but you know what that means? It means we have the best robot news coverage in the world… in the frikkin’ world!
Tonight, we’ll give you in depth reports on:
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Attack This: Go Broke, Why Not?
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:31 PM
 Have you ever made an impulse purchase that you know you shouldn’t have? It made you feel all warm inside, didn’t it? Sure, it was tough keeping the lights on in your apartment for a few months, but nobody could take away the good feelings you got from buying that one, special item (except for robbers, who could take away the feeling and that actual thing in one fell swoop).
After looking at today’s items, don’t be surprised if you feel the itch to make another over-the-top impulse buy. You can be happy in total darkness, just you and your life-sized alien replica.
The Mammoth Ivory Collector Series Luxury Chess Set
Diamond Encrusted 40th Anniv. Hot Wheels
Defy Xtreme
Lifesize Alien Warrior Prop
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Around The Net
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:00 PM
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Freeze Flash Mob
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 2:15 PM
 As far as we’re concerned, flash mobs are the ultimate social activity. Remember our awesome Rambo flash mob? Yeah, you do. Any way, our own Zach Selwyn took to the streets to be part of a frozen flash mob and show those would-be flash mobbers how it’s done.
He totally schooled it. Tune in and watch people be immobile. Not since books and art have still things been this interesting.
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'10,000 B.C.' Exclusive Clip
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 1:39 PM
 When we first heard about 10,000 B.C., we were concerned that it wouldn’t be that interesting. After all, it’s set in a time well before the bikini, videogames and rocket launchers (all of which, when properly integrated, make any movie better).
We were wrong. That trailer is so awesome and you know what’s even more awesome, the exclusive clip from the movie we’ll be showing today! Heck yeah! Stay tuned.
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Your Childhood Sucked
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:31 AM
 Think back to long, long ago, well before you had the crushing responsibility of work and had to pay taxes. Recall even that period before you discovered the beauties of the opposite sex. Reflect upon to your formative years. Great time, wasn’t it?
Yeah, that’s how you remember it, but today, AOTS is going to convince you that your fond memories from adolescence are a little fuzzy and show you how miserable you were as a pre-teen. We will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that despite how much carefree fun you think you had, you were wrong. Your childhood sucked.
Today, we’ll soil your memories of the Captain Power lightgun game.
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Today On AOTS!
Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:28 AM
 Hey, everybody! Let’s get right down to it. On today’s show, we'll show an exclusive clip from the upcoming film, 10,000 B.C., remind you why Your Childhood Sucked and we’ll take part in a Frozen Flash Mob. Good times!
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