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Attack This: Cutting Edge Tech

Posted by Eugene Morton - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 4:35 PM

Last Friday was payday for a lot of you, so you know what that means. What do you mean, you don’t know what that means? Haven’t you been paying attention? It means that it’s time to help the brilliant minds who came up with today’s stuff feed their families and pay their mortgages.

If you don’t, not only are you condemning their families to starvation and homelessness and not stimulating the economy, you’re missing out on the stuff that’s going to make your life easier and more entertaining. We can’t make you buy this stuff, but just think about the guilt, man.

Portable Speakers for iPhone

Sony XEL -1 OLED TV 

Niveus Storage Server Pro    

Olympus Stylus 1030 SW

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Ninja Warrior Finalists To Be Crowned

Posted by Stephen Johnson - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 2:11 PM

You are not permitted to miss Attack of the Show tonight. Along with the usual mixture of zazz and pure wow, Kevin and Olivia will be announcing the finalists of the American Ninja Challenge contest!

So tune in and find out which American competitors have the right stuff to take on the treacherous, torturous, tortuous Ninja Warrior obstacle course from hell...or at least purgatory.

It all goes down tonight at 7PM ET. Viewing is mandatory.


HD-DVD Funeral

Posted by Eugene Morton - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 10:48 AM

Friends, what can we say at a time such as this? There are no words which can describe our grief. HD-DVD has passed away. Today, let us console each other as we remember the good times and look forward to the future, not with a heavy heart, but with joy.

Please join us as we say goodbye to a fond companion and extend our goodwill toward his relation, Blu-ray. Media vita in morte sumus.

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Gadget Pr0n

Posted by Eugene Morton - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 10:28 AM

You know how you have to sit down with your mom for like the hundredth time to teach her how to check her cell phone messages or how bewildered your dad gets when you tell him that he has to download the latest version of Java?

Sorry to say it, but your parents are techtarded (or technologically handicapped for the politically correct) and you will be one day too unless you keep watching Gadget Pr0n.

You don't want to end up like grandma, do you? No, you don't want to get so out of touch with technology that you start to believe that PDAs are powered by ghosts.

On today's Gadget Pr0n we'll review the Acoustic Research Wi-Fi Universal Remote.

Also, are you a friend to the Earth? Then check out GCycle... it's G4's new initiative to try and get you to be a better person and recycle tech stuff!

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DVDuesday With Chris Gore

Posted by Eugene Morton - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 10:01 AM

Chris Gore, the mastermind behind Film Threat and co-author of The Complete DVD Book is back again and he’s brought a slew of new DVD releases with him.

He’ll tell you which ones deserve a prominent spot on your shelf, which one’s are fun for a weekend and which ones need to be lit on fire and set adrift at sea, like Weekend at Bernie's 7: The Awakening (which is not a real movie, so you don’t need to look it up on imdb).

Tonight, Chris will review American Gangster, Michael Clayton and 30 Days of Night.

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Around The Net

Posted by Eugene Morton - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:19 AM
 Slow-Mo Water Boobs
  

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Today On AOTS!

Posted by Eugene Morton - Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:17 AM

Welcome to Tuesday! On today’s show we’ll be crowning the winner of the American Ninja challenge, and holding a funeral for HD-DVD. (Sob sob.)

All that plus Chris Gore's DVDuesday and Gadget Pr0n.

Do not miss. Viewing mandatory.

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