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Epic Fail

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 4:59 PM

Epic Fail Un-Valentine's Day

 


Sex On The Streets With Anna David

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 4:58 PM

Every week, Anna David answers your sex and romance questions in the safety and calm of our studios and she does a bang up job, but recently she decided to do something a bit different, something more raw and exciting. Rather than wait for you timid lambs to come to her with your sex questions, she decided to go to you.

Anna combed the streets of New York looking for curious souls with sex on the brain and she had no problem finding them. Indulge your voyeuristic side and allow yourself this one, lingering look into the hidden and erotic thought's of the Big Apple's most amorous and free spirited denizens.

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Attack This: Get Back At Your Ex-Girlfriend

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 4:46 PM

For some of you today is Valentine’s Day, a twenty four hour period set aside to celebrate the love you share with that special someone. For others, this is “I hate that worthless idiot that broke my heart day.” We feel your hurt, but unfortunately, Cupid is busy with the lovebirds.

Don’t be sad though, we’ve got your back. Meaning, we’ve got sites and services that will help you get back at that no-good who turned you into the loveless, angry husk that you are. Revenge is better than love. Always remember that.

Plush Venereal      

Imaginary Girlfriends     

The Pay Back     

Poo You   

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Around The Net

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 4:00 PM

McCain Prank

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'American Gladiators'

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:43 PM

American Gladiators was one of our favorite shows in the early 90s and the news of its return was welcome indeed. Also, our excitement jumped by leaps and bounds when we heard that it would be hosted by the Hulkamaniac himself, Hulk Hogan.

Of course, we were a little bit skeptical at first, because almost every remake/reimagining/ reinvention/sequel of anything sucks, but, to our delight, it turned out to be the fun, adrenaline fueled show that we remember. If you loved the old A.G. or are just a fan of the re-launch, you’ll love our behind the scenes look at the all new American Gladiators!


Olivia Speed-Dates AOTS Fans

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 11:30 AM

AOTS is like the Make a Wish Foundation, we’re in the habit of making dreams come true and today, the ultimate dream of exactly eight AOTS fans is going to be fulfilled. They’re going to get a date with Olivia Munn!

Mind you, it’s a speed date and the young studs will be selected from our Virtual Audience, but it’s still a pretty sweet deal. We consider it our Valentine’s Day gift to you.

Be grateful, we could have just gone with some cheesy card. Would you have preferred that?


'Diary Of The Dead' First Look

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 10:49 AM

If you’ve seen any of George Romero’s zombie films, then you know what a zombie apocalypse looks like. From Night of the Living Dead to Land of the Dead, he’s created and molded the most horrifying and unsettling sub-genre in existence.

Now, the talented creator is back with his scariest and most personal look at live action survival horror, Diary of the Dead. The film follows young film students who document the downfall of society at the hands of the undead. Join us today for a preview of the film if you’ve got the guts.

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Today On AOTS!

Posted by Eugene Morton - Thursday, February 14, 2008 10:22 AM

It’s going to be a full day, filled with love and the undead. In this installment of AOTS, we’ll take a look at the new zombie flick, Diary of the Dead, solve the big apple’s romance problems in Sex on the Streets and show you how to get back at your ex-girlfriend in Attack This. Plus, Olivia will speed date some lucky fans! Today’s show essentially sums up what Valentine’s Day means to us.