We received a coded message from the subterranean kingdom of our old friend, The Spelunker, that reveals: "New episodes of The Smut Cave are forthcoming!" We hope that's what it means and not that he's stuck in a canyon and needs help -- our decoder ring has gunk on it so we can't say for sure.
Smuttastically presented in 720p HD for the first time, Episode 38 (live now!) goes in depth on...something...called "The Fenis." You'll have to see it for yourself. Frequent Smut Cave visitor and sometimes telephone operator, the indescribababble Emily Youcis, apparently spat too much gold for one episode so you can see some of her outtakes below. You can also see it with the music if you need special help.
We're not sure this next bit of tape was meant for the public but we'll post it anyway -- it's apparently from the as-yet-un-but-dear-god-hopefully-soon-to-be-released Smut Cave 39. Or it could be a trap.
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