With a steady, healthy diet and plenty of milk, this impish Iron Man will have to size upgrade his armor on a monthly basis until his late teens.
He built that magnificent arc reactor in a cave with Lego scraps to save his life after a near-fatal encounter with a Chinese lead toy. Unfortunately for the scientists that tried to duplicate it, they're not Tiny Stark.
This group also happen to be robots in disguise...as a legitimate popular toy line.
That being said, the "Framstorners" are committed to distinguishing themselves from those other more well-known Bots with a new film directed by Michael Bay starring Shia LaBeouf and his trusty yellow form-changing robot car creatively known as "Sportscar."
Loading a tank to the back of a flatbed truck is certainly an art form of skill and precision. While it's tempting to lose patience and floor it like this driver did, the results of that course speak for themselves.
Now, thanks to an overzealous driver, the Kyrgyzstan military is temporarily short one of its two tanks. Now, how will they defend their borders from Russian vodka bombs and deadly Chinese knockoff toys covered in lead?
Check out this disaster from a few more angle below.
The folks of FakeLife have dropped a gigantic 90's nostalgia bomb with a blast radius too large to determine.
Sure, for some, the 90's was an odd time of borrowed styles, filled with screechy cookie-cutter post-Nirvana alternative acts, old-school style hip-hop about big butts, and 16-bit video game systems stretched to their absolute graphical limits.
However, for those who were younger during that period, it was a more magical time of Pokemon and Nickelodeon-infused color where songs about being a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World, would play in the background amidst split-screen GoldenEye deathmatches and Mario Kart races.
Indeed, it was a world where Michael Bay asteroid movies made you cry and the most sexually-scandalous book out there was not Fifty Shades of Grey, but The Starr Report.