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Tonight On AOTS: Shaun White, Kindle Fire HD 8.9 Review & George Takei

Matt Mira joins Candace Bailey for a new Attack of the Show with Shaun White in studio for his White Christmas celebration and our review of the new Amazon Kindle Fire HD 8.9 tablet. Plus, Sara Underwood brings the latest news on The Feed and we've got the best Threads for your holiday wish list. Tune in tonight 7/6c.

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The Sink Broke When It Was Taken Away

Experiencing an extreme level of denial over the fate of their poor beloved sink, these people decided that the dignified thing to do was list it as "out of order."

Oh, it's "out of order," all right...smashed, scrapped, and buried in a landfill along with the hapless idiot who cause this in the first place.


Since Canadian television is about to be graced with the perpetual epitome of poignant, society-raising television that is Big Brother, audition tapes from their population of super-polite attention-starved, wannabe F-list stars are certainly pouring in.

This one, however, by Alec Pollock stands a little above the rest...in bikini underwear...with an odd tan line...rapping.

Marvel's S.H.I.E.L.D. TV Pilot Greenlit By ABC

It appears that Marvel's all-encompassing movie universe centered around The Avengers is about to expand to the realm of the small screen. Not only that, but it seems that it will involve the film's director, Joss Whedon.

According to Deadline, ABC has greenlit a pilot for a live-action TV series centered on Nick Fury's secret government defense agency, S.H.I.E.L.D. (Which is a lot easier than saying, "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.")

The pilot, which is set to start production immediately, will be co-written by Joss Whedon along with brother, Jed Whedon (Dollhouse, Spartacus: Vengeance), and Maurissa Tancharoen (Dollhouse. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.)

How will the Marvel's grand movieverse transition to television?

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Ad For Last Time Customers

Posted August 29, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Ad For Last Time Customers

If you order any of these items from their website, a list of recommendations appears containing similarly-useful things like cyanide, jumbo aspirin bottles, and a straight razor.

They figure that if someone is choosing to leave this world, they may as well help prime the economic pump before they go.


Useful Ingredients List

Posted August 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Useful Ingredients List

The contents of this bag might seem more than a little obvious, but it's important to know that the brand who's selling these carrots call themselves "Oompa Loompa D**ks."

Therefore, the need to assure people that these are actually carrots turned out to be critical.


Law Office Of Lando Calrissian

Posted August 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

After the fall of the Empire, Lando Calrissian's days as a general in the Rebellion would join the list of his other former professions of smuggler, gambler, and Tibanna gas kingpin.

However, after attaining his law degree from the University of Naboo Online, he would become the galaxy's newest ambulance-chasing pitbull attorney.

Ironically enough, he's currently working on a class action lawsuit against the Rebellion on behalf of Imperial workers who were injured/blown-up in the two Death Star explosions. (Regardless of the fact that he actually perpetrated one of them.)

This Is A Specialty Cemetery

Posted August 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Is A Specialty Cemetery

It's not so much a traditional "six-feet-under" cemetery as it is a display case.

Overall, it's tastefully presented, even though the vast majority of the visitors are on the FBI watch list.


Motocross Crash Pileup

Posted August 7, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

That sinister log is racking up quite a list of casualties amongst these hapless hog-riders.

If Return of the Jedi has taught us anything, it's that logs are the mortal enemies of anything on a fast-moving cycle.

I Guess Technically That's True

Sure, you could list something lofty about your future like "work a part-time job at the local Starbucks while I wait for the first semester of college to start," or "marry my high-school sweetheart and get a dead-end job at the lumber yard," but why not just cut to the chase?


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