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Florida Gators Fan Spooky Stare

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Posted October 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"So, you decided to briefly focus on me, huh, Mr. Cameraman?

Well, get used to seeing this face, America. Sometime in the future, you'll be seeing it a lot on the evening news...when I become the youngest anchor ever.

In the meantime, I'll be spending most of my time hiding in the bushes outside the dorm of a girl that I like...because I've donated my time to the university as a landscaper."

Train Samurai Breaks Up Fight

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Posted October 23, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Warning: Violence, Bad Language.

These unruly teens must have saw an opportunity to gang up on this guy, ruining his super-fashionable white do-rag and getting some cheap, misbegotten swagger at his expense.

What they didn't count on was the intervention of a head-phone-sporting slicer of commuter rail justice coming to his rescue.

Now, it seems that years of training in the Soul Calibur games would become the cause for criminals to cower in fear.

Who Could This Possibly Be?

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Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Who Could This Possibly Be?

It looks like this mind-melting connect-the-dots mystery will just have to be solved the hard way if one is to finally uncover the identity of the mysterious stranger with x-ray vision who wears underwear and a belt outside his cape and spandex outfit, while sporting a big "S" on his chest.

Some people with less resolve might give up, never knowing the answer. However, I'm sure there's someone out there who's bright enough and up to the task.

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Restaurant Caters To Your Other End

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Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Restaurant Caters To Your Other End

The entrance to this cozy café is naturally located in the back.

Upon arrival, you'll be greeted by a hostess who shows you to a dining room that, rather than containing proper chairs, sports a series of doctor's office beds with people laying face down.

Whatever you do, just don't order the T-bone.

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Actual Fantasy Football

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Actual Fantasy Football

After this wizard running back managed to slip past the angry Balrog on the narrow bridge, he then made his way down the mountainside and spiked the sacred pigskin of Khazad-dum on the rocks.

This time, everything had gone according to the game-plan in his wizard coach's grimoire.

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She Got Served A Giant Football

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

She Got Served A Giant Football

What is high school volleyball coming to these days?

The opposing team are clearly way out of line for serving this non-regulation monstrosity to these girls.

Look at that menacing brown zeppelin as it whizzes over what appears to be a painting of a volleyball and a basketball hoop.

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Spaceballs: The Post About The Tattoo

This fine piece of work was done at Spaceballs: The Tattoo Parlor where you sit comfortably in a chair sipping a fresh cup of Joe from Mr. Coffee while watching radar on the big screen.

When you walk around sporting sexy ink like this, random women will accost you in the street offering to give you "great helmet."

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This Spanish girl either has a bizarre fetish for expensive sports cars going at moderate speeds in the middle of traffic or she's in labor and the contractions seem to be occurring every time the baby senses a red Ferrari is nearby.

Her screaming and joyous cackling proves the adage that some girls just want to watch the world burn...rubber.

Don't Jog On Amusement Park Rides

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

I'm guessing that sitting on the seats like everyone else would have negated the whole point of sporting those tight, slinky short-shorts.

These girls were in need of attention and certainly got their share of it when they were caught up in this giant contraption's spin cycle.

It's just a shame that there wasn't a quarter slot one could use to keep it going.

Spider-Man Sequel Finds Its Mary Jane?

It appears that the upcoming sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man could be graced with the Wall-Crawler's better known love interest (and eventual wife,) Mary Jane Watson.

Previously played by Kirsten Dunst, the role of Peter Parker's red-headed bombshell is now reportedly being offered to The Descendants star, Shailene Woodley for what would be the 20 year-old actress' first appearance in a big-budget mega-project.

The live-action return of Mary Jane could possibly complicate the relationship between Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy, presenting the possibility of an interesting love triangle.

However, MJ isn't the only rumored addition of signature Spider-Man favorites as more will apparently be thrust into the mix.

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