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Sexy Truck

Baxter
Posted September 20, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Sexy Truck

There's nothing that gets her juices flowing like a giant, fleshy set of...wheels.

The more covered in dirt, dung, and grass they are, the more irresistible they become.

She's been banned from Pep Boys, Goodyear, and Firestone because of obscene antics like this.

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Sexy Coffin

Baxter
Posted September 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Sexy Coffin

"Hey, boys. Don't I look cute in my hot-pink-lined coffin?

I bet you'd like to come at me with your hoses and squirt your formaldehyde all over the place, don't you?

Naughty studs."

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Cactus Grab Stunt Stings

Baxter
Posted August 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These curious scientific minds were determined to find out for themselves exactly what would happen if they sat down and grabbed a cactus plant, squeezing as hard as they can.

Well, the outcome was unsurprisingly...predictable. For one of them in particular, his solo sex life may not be the same for quite some time.

Warning: Bad Language

Finally, a show that speaks to aimless twenty-something guys trying to find their way through life in the big city!

Now, there's a show which proves that being self-obsessed, nihilistic, and over-educated in nothing isn't a bad thing as long as you drop the occasional hint that you have some self-awareness of it.

Take all the weird neuroses that don't make sense to normal people, crappy sex scenes, along with blatant, unapologetic nepotism in its casting, and suddenly, hopeless tools will have gained the voice of their generation.

I Think We Interrupted These Cars

I believe they call that position the "reverse cargirl."

It's clear that these cars are too fixated on exhibitionism and will likely run into major issues later on in the relationship when the public car-sex gets old.

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Teaser Trailer

The end of the Twilight movie saga is nigh; a point that seems especially true with the new teaser trailer for the gloomy romance's (Bella) swan song, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The brooding, moody human, Bella finally got what she wanted: To be a brooding, moody vampire. Unfortunately the Vampire Child Protective Services are coming to take her ridiculously-fast-growing baby away to a foster home. (And by "foster home," I mean killing it with violence.)

So, proud vampire papa, Edward is rallying the entire community of fit and photogenic monsters to fight alongside him to protect the hybrid baby and prove that it deserves to live.

The epic finale goes down in theaters on November 16.

Check out the trailer below to see pretty much everything I described.

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If you don't know David Attenborough by name, surely you recognize his voice as the narrator of your favorite nature documentaries. Or, in this case, your favorite YouTube video of a turtle trying to have sex with a shoe.

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FanimeCon 2012 Cosplay Pics

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Posted May 26, 2012 - By Eugene Morton

Looking around the show floor of FanimeCon 2012, it's easy to forget that it's held in San Jose, because with all of The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises themed costumes, it feels like it could just as easily be Avengers Tower or Gotham City. Then again, it could double for MIB headquarters from Men In Black 3, Oscorp from The Amazing Spider-Man, the spaceship Prometheus, or a million other Sci-Fi, comic book, and anime locales.

What we're saying is, FanimeCon is mind-blowing and what's more, AOTB's exclusive FanimeCon 2012 cosplay pictures will sweep you away to a land of nerd fantasy! So, please enjoy them and spread the word to your geek compatriots!

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SHIRI: Realistic Robot Butt

Baxter
Posted May 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

So, this apparently exists.

This robotic set of grinding glutes called SHIRI is designed to respond to touches and slaps, all while expressing emotions based on the movements of the mechanical buttocks.

"Necessity is the mother of invention," indeed.

Sexy Ant Trap

Baxter
Posted May 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Sexy Ant Trap

Well, more like "live nude girl ants that are putting themselves through ant law school."

At this joint, every hour is happy hour on the fatal poison that, much like a VD, is designed to be brought back and spread to the rest of the colony.

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