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Creepy Smiths Crisps Commercial

Moye
Posted October 24, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

Usually a mascot is supposed to entice potential customers to eat the product. In the case of this potato chips commercial, all I want to do is hire a security team, a witch doctor and bars for the windows of this house.

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Everything You Need To Do It Yourself

This Walmart has put out a bunch of new products on "rollfap."

Once this section is fully set, it will also be the new home to a wide range of products from paper towels, Penthouses, and microwavable dinners for one.

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The first three Paranormal Activity films grossed a combined worldwide total of nearly $577 million with production costs that are probably dwarfed by the check from your last dinner at Applebee's.

Thus, the reason that this weekend's launch of Paranormal Activity 4 is happening and predicted to hit big is hardly supernatural.

The latest honest trailer from the folks at Screen Junkies shows us that the Blair Witch phenomena back in 1999 would be far from the last time moviegoers would get sucked into the genre of "star-less, crudely-produced, mundane home movie horror."

Balloon Has A Lisp

Baxter
Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Balloon Has A Lisp

This was either a birthday party that was seriously committed to a Daffy Duck theme or the company who made this balloon unsuccessfully tried to turn a new leaf after their paraphernalia for "The 4rst of July" didn't seem to sell too well for some reason.

Hey, at the end of the day, typo-filled/defective products = cheap.

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Sleepy Driver Prank

Baxter
Posted September 28, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not that a prank like this is without its own dangers, but sometimes, especially on a long road trip, the utter contempt that you've built up for your traveling companions needs to be released in a productive way.

Well, what better, more cathartic way could you do that than by pretending to be asleep at the wheel and scaring the ever-loving crap out them?

Made By The Most Skilled Hoes

Baxter
Posted September 28, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Made By The Most Skilled Hoes

When it comes to apple butter, don't settle for that synthetic-tasting store-bought crap. Make sure that you get something crafted from an artisan ho who knows how to do it right.

They're not going to reveal their creamy secret ingredient, but apparently production of it depends upon the rate of customers in their day job.

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Just A Rat Chilling In The Deli

Baxter
Posted September 27, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Just A Rat Chilling In The Deli

"I must say, coming from a rat as refined as myself, you do have a fine selection of meats and cheeses here in this deli.

...Okay, after getting a closer look at your product, I believe my mind is made up. I'll take a pound of pepperoni and a whole wheel of your finest provolone, please."

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This Authority Doesn't Knock

Baxter
Posted September 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Authority Doesn't Knock

On a mission to prevent blindness and hairy palms, this newly-established authority are here to make sure that the production of unbaked baby batter does not go unpunished.

When encountering them, you'd best not create any friction, since they represent the long, pumping arm of the law.

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How Not To Bring A Baby Down A Slide

Baxter
Posted September 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

As evidenced by this ill-conceived slide attempt with her baby, this mother clearly went through life thinking that gravity works a lot more differently than it actually does.

...Not that the baby's Captain Hindsight of a father brought anything productive to the table either by questioning the stunt AFTER the fact.

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This Is A Product Of...Somewhere

Baxter
Posted September 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Is A Product Of...Somewhere

They're not even sure exactly what's in this package. Frankly, that, in itself may be a blessing in disguise.

However, they have managed to narrow down the U.S.A.-packed product's true intended recipient to six lucky countries.

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