Other People

The entrance to this cozy café is naturally located in the back.

Upon arrival, you'll be greeted by a hostess who shows you to a dining room that, rather than containing proper chairs, sports a series of doctor's office beds with people laying face down.

Whatever you do, just don't order the T-bone.

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Oh, how tempting it must be the put your dollar in that machine, hit B4 and hope for a 4-for-1 jackpot.

However, the sight of those other stuck bags may as well be the sight of the mangled dreams of other people who have attempted a similar feat, only to be tragically forced into sacrificing their dollars to this ever-expanding sinister trap.

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While Nike is traditionally known for its famous "Swoosh," the folks at Fake (pronounced "fake-ee") have carved out a niche with their own famous "Hypotenuse."

Thus far, they aren't popular enough for barbaric people with egregiously-dumb priorities to murder each other over, but there was one reported jaywalking case over a pair.

It's a start.

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Most people like to celebrate a goal with cheers, a bottle of champagne, maybe a hug or two. This hockey player likes to take things to a whole new side of things. (Get it? Because he's on the other side of the glass now? Get it??)

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This drunken wreck of a human being probably thought that the world, or at least some parked cars, needed to feel his inebriated frustrations about stuff that other people don't likely care about.

Not exactly ecstatic to see their cars being plowed-into like a pile of snow in the winter, these citizen pull the perpetrator out his instrument of destruction and give him a sound beating in a series of events culminating with...a really, REALLY awkward conversation.

Sure, you could probably blame the ice for this ridiculously-extreme chain reaction causing damage that will likely go unrepaired, due to this being Russia.

However, it could very well be that most of the people here tailed each other way too close for such icy conditions, leading one to conclude that these folks, here just really suck at driving and they all serendipitously met on the road at this particular moment.

In Australia, when dinner plates aren't smeared with loads of Vegemite, they're generally used for target practice for big game hunters looking for flying kangaroos, giant cane toads, and other predators at the top of the food chain.

These guys, however, are demonstrating that golf isn't just a sport that rich people play in a gated green paradise, it's hardcore improvisational training for the apocalypse.

In Russia, the martial arts tournaments which determine the fate of Earth and Outworld are actually less elegant as the world of video games and movies would lead you to believe.

In fact, all that's required of you is a pulse and an unquenchable desire to clumsily hurt other people as slow and awkward as humanly possible.

The sequel to Marvel's $1.5 billion-grossing powerhouse mega-franchise, The Avengers might just have a date set.

According to insiders speaking to MTV News, May 1, 2015 could be the magic date that the team once again assembles to combat...whatever gigantic threat, possibly of cosmic proportions that could be in store for Earth in the Marvel movieverse.

While director, Joss Whedon is set to return, the dance cards for each member of the team are pretty much set with Iron Man 3 (May 3, 2013), Thor: The Dark World (November 8, 2013), and Captain America: The Winter Soldier (April 4, 2014), each of which will likely have cameos from other members like Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury, Jeremy Renner's Hawkeye, and Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow. A three-year-window from this past May's first film would be reasonable and realistic considering all of that.

Marvel apparently has it all worked out, but how?

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I'm not sure if it's Russian tradition on the way to a wedding to park in the middle of a semi-busy street and just hang out for no other reason than to obstruct traffic, but dammit, these people were looking to make it a tradition.

...That was, until a genius who must have left his "crowd-of-people-in-the-middle-of-the-road-seeing glasses" at home came along and decided to overtake a vehicle, causing him to plow right into the impromptu party.

Thankfully, no one appeared to be hurt and they can go right back to blocking the road.