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Jimmy The Geek's NCAA Championship Game Prediction

Posted April 6, 2009 - By Mike D'Alonzo

Jimmy The Geek's NCAA Championship Game Prediction

After a 1-3 Final Four prognostication, our sports 'expert' Jimmy the Geek is back to try and pick the winner of tonight's NCAA Basketball Championship game between Michigan State and North Carolina. So, what will it be? Will Jimmy take the upstart Spartans and cement their Cinderella run, or will he go with the heavily-favored Tarheels and their potent offense that can attack from all angles with blinding speed?

Wait no longer. The choice is below.

NCAA Basketball Championship

UNC -7.5
TOTAL SCORE OVER 152.5

Now you know. Act accordingly.

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In for The Geek: Final Four Predictions

Posted March 31, 2009 - By TylerColfax

bball Jimmy the Geek is temporarily indisposed by order of the Las Vegas Board of Gambling Regulators, yet the tournament continues on and somebody has to tell you who to bet on, right?

Well, we're not necessarily one for sports here on AOTB. We like a good afternoon match of croquet, but pro sports and let's face it, the March Madness tourney is a pro event, have eluded us for decades. Regardless, here are our picks for the Final Four and the Championship games to close out the tourney.

April 4 - The Final Four

2 Michigan State Spartans vs. 1 U CONN Huskies
Magic Johnson used to play for the Spartans, which automatically makes them sweeter, but we've got to think that Tanzanian Nightmare Hasheem Thabeet will dominate the paint and outrebound the Spartans on either end. Look for Michigan's economic troubles to cause them to secede from the Union early in the second half in order to join up with Canada and their more socialist outlook. This should clear the lane for superstar point guards Price and Dyson to penetrate, draw double teams, and dish freely to each other for raining threes. However, soon after Michigan is ratified as a Canadian province, UCONN will realize how close their name is to Yukon and also defect to the Great White North. Trouble for UCONN is, college eligibility rules are different in Canada which will allow Magic Johnson to suit up and bring Michigan out of their deep deficit for the win.
Final Score:
Michigan State (CAN) 92
Yukon Huskies (CAN) 87

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Jimmy The Geek's NCAA Sweet Sixteen

Posted March 24, 2009 - By Eugene Morton

World famous sports sooth sayer, Jimmy the Geek is back with more predictions for the NCAA tournament which has so captivated the hearts and minds of sports fans around the country. See if once again he can predict the outcome of the most watched hoop games anywhere.

Sweet 16 Picks

Louisville -9
Kansas +2
Connecticut -6.5
Missouri +5
Pittsburgh -7
Duke -2
Gonzaga +8.5
Oklahoma -1

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Jimmy, the Geek's NCAA Tournament Predictions

Posted March 19, 2009 - By Eugene Morton

Behold, the prognosticator of prognosticators, Jimmy, the Geek has returned and in true form he's blessed us with his Round 1 picks for the NCAA Tournament! He says they're a lock, but we don't encourage gambling here at AOTB. Enjoy.

EAST REGION