In Assassin's Creed III, not only do you get to slaughter the hated Templars on land, but for the first time ever, you get the chance to shed their blood on the high seas. Accordingly, we thought it would be fun to set our look at the apocryphal murder-sim on an actual nautical vessel. Neither Jessica Chobot or Alex Albrecht killed any Templars while captaining the ship, but good times were had indeed. Take a look at our behind-the-scenes pictures from the Assassin's Creed III shoot, have a laugh and don't be surprised if you find yourself humming a sea shanty afterward!
In the Field
Jessica Chobot & Alex Albrecht Go Nautical For Assassin's Creed III, Photos
Despite spending an intense evening of chasing its own tail, this Russian farmer dog still manages to be up before the cock's crow to hit the fields and crank out some crops.
By the time slobs like us are finally up and about, this dog has already made its rounds, fed the livestock, and distilled an entire case worth of its own brand of bacon-flavored vodka for dogs.
Jessica Chobot & Alex Albrecht Go Steampunk For Dishonored, Pictures
We love Dishonored's highly-detailed, steampunk aesthetic, so much so that for our review of the supernatural FPS, we had Jessica Chobot and Alex Albrecht don steampunk apparel inspired by the game. The results, as you can see in our behind-the-scenes, Dishonored cosplay photo gallery, are awesome! You should check them out right now, or as quickly as your steam-powered modem will allow you.
"I've run into this invisible force field protecting that opening of the house many-a-time, moth.
It can't protect you forever. Sooner or later, you're gonna be in my belly along with the Kibbles 'n Bits, table scraps, crotch resin, and the other things I will consume today."
High School soccer player and member of the U.S. Amputee National Team, Nico Calabria demonstrates that one leg is still more than enough to lay down some ownage on the field with this spectacular goal.
I guess if his opponents really wanted to be petty and press the issue, they'd have his crutches tested for performance-enhancing screws. Thus-far, that does not appear to be the case.
Why would you put the important task of cleaning your car in the hands of some coin-operated drive-thru machine or even a group of twinkly-eyed jailbait hanging around an intersection raising money for their field hockey team? There's just too much at stake!
That's why you hire this guy, who will approach the cleansing of your car as a sacred art form.
Just as Bruce Lee famously said to empty your mind and be shapeless, "like water," this guy is being water just fine, straight out of a power hose.
Being at Dragon*Con is like being in an alternate universe where characters like The Avengers, Batman, Doctor Who and Master Chief are real. It's a nerd fantasy come to life, and if you couldn't be in attendance this year, then you owe it to yourself to meticulously pour over the galleries of Dragon*Con 2012 cosplay pics that we've so lovingly assembled.
Just take care not to become so transfixed by our Dragon*Con costume photos that you start missing work or school… or do. The authority figures that rule your life will completely understand, we promise.
"I was just innocently jogging against traffic in the middle of a busy street when your car suddenly appeared in my field of vision about a quarter of a mile down and I didn't have time to stop fast enough.
So, you pay me now?"
Sara Underwood Stars In The Carl's Jr. / Hardee's Memphis BBQ Burger Commercial
What's piping hot and dripping with barbecue sauce? If you guessed, "The new, Memphis BBQ Burger from Carl's Jr. / Hardee's" you're right! Alternatively, if you guessed, "Sara Underwood," you're also right! You see, G4's Sara Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski star in a steamy commercial for the Memphis BBQ Burger and during the filming, they managed to get all slathered in the tangy stuff, golden hay, and who knows what else.
See our behind-the-scenes pics of Sara Underwood's Carl's Jr. / Hardee's Memphis BBQ Burger ad and take a big juicy bite of our video below featuring scenes from the shoot and the actual commercial! But hey, don't stop there...go getchoo one of them thar Memphis BBQ Burgers and follow the simple instructions: "Eat Like You Mean It."
"Oh, sweet balloon, we're gonna be together forever.
We'll spend the rest of our lives frolicking in the field, eating carrots, and making love and... **POP!**
...Okay. That didn't go as I imagined it would."
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