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Don't Light A Match In This Aisle

Baxter
Posted October 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Don't Light A Match In This Aisle

The managers of this store are fully aware of the fact that beans should be respected, not trivialized.

Rather than spread their pushing power throughout the whole store, they simply decided to quarantine the inevitable cacophony of foul fricatives to one section, hoping for the best.

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Creepy Smiths Crisps Commercial

Moye
Posted October 24, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

Usually a mascot is supposed to entice potential customers to eat the product. In the case of this potato chips commercial, all I want to do is hire a security team, a witch doctor and bars for the windows of this house.

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Sociable Steaks

Baxter
Posted October 23, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Sociable Steaks

This is either a banner directed at hungry carnivores or a public service announcement telling people to log off Facebook and Twitter and actually get together in person.

Regardless, that proposed social gathering should have some pretty good marbling.

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Cat Claims Salami

Baxter
Posted October 23, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Cat Claims Salami

"I'm calling this, okay?

This is not a debate. I have no intention of standing here and indulging you in a back-and-forth dialectical sparring match over ownership of this salami.

It's mine! End of discussion, done and done! Get over it, go get your own."

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This Burrito Isn't Just For Breakfast

It's not just a breakfast burrito, it's also a yummy snack for any time of the day.

As a result, they display the proud portmanteau of their revolutionary tortilla-wrapped, titillating, taco substitute. 

Of course, a legal caveat also forces them to put a proper warning on the van about the 99 problems you may experience with your digestive system, should you consume just a single bite.

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Squeezed Only From The Finest Asses

Baxter
Posted October 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Squeezed Only From The Finest Asses

The variety of bottles represented in this ad are not supposed to be different flavors so much as they are the foods that the people were eating before the juice was naturally processed and extracted.

It's probably no coincidence that stores keep these drinks located near the laxatives section.

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Gecko Eating A Cheerio

Baxter
Posted October 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

It looks like the marketing team over at GEICO are making radical, sexy changes to the personality of their mascot to appeal more to women.

He's not even going to bother trying to charm you with his ambiguously-located cockney accent; not when he has the power to make you wish you were a piece of healthy breakfast cereal.

It seems that the "o" in Cheerios has been redefined.

He Was In The Mood For Grilled Cheese

When you're craving a grilled cheese sandwich, a couple slices of Wonder Bread housing a crusty piece of cheddar sloppily wrapped in wax paper isn't going to do the job.

That's why innovators like this kid, armed with nothing but a Foreman Grill and a big set of balls are here to show those lunch ladies that there's a better way to attend to the culinary needs of growing high-schoolers.

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Next time someone asks you where slow churned ice cream come from, you've got the simplest explanation right here.

For more viral videos, watch Around the Net on Attack of the Show every weeknight at 7/6c!

Bacon Makes Dog Talk

Baxter
Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This video proves that a true "ultimate dog tease" doesn't need any clever lip-dubbing. It just needs bacon.

It's hardly a secret that dogs (and pretty much anything with a pulse that isn't a vegetarian,) hold bacon in the highest of esteem as far as "incentive to do stuff" goes. However, this dog probably would have worked its way up to singing the lyrics to "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" if it meant more bacon.

Listen to how the salty, fatty power of pure pig belly makes this jumpy German Shepherd seemingly repeat words with almost parrot-like skill.

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