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Bad Snack Reviews

Bad Snack Review: American Fries

TylerColfax
Posted February 10, 2009 - By TylerColfax


At a nearby eatery for lunch, I noticed something that caught my attention immediately and held it for many hours. It was a bag of American Fries, ketchup flavor. Not French fries, but American Fries.

This kind of bulls**t patriotism for the sake of commercialist consumption makes me ill, but it also draws me in with its disgustingly disrespectful tractor beam.

I bought it right away and while waiting for my normal lunch to be made, I tried a ketchup flavored American Fry despite my better judgment based mostly on the packaging that touted these snacks were "Krinkle Cut for Crispy Flavor."

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Tags: Comedy

Seemingly awesome Olympian Michael Phelps’ decision to endorse Kellogg's Frosted Flakes by appearing on the box is pissing off many health experts who are worried about the message he'll be sending to children across America.

"I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian," said nutritionist Rebbecca Solomon of Mount Sinai Medical Center. “I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cheerios."

So why not Wheaties, the traditional (and less bad for ya) cereal endorsement choice for many athletes? Doesn’t he know Frosted Flakes has three times the amount of sugar as Wheaties and 1/3rd the fiber. That may not matter to a pro swimmer who burns 12,000 calories a day, but to us regular slobs, that’s a lot of sugar!

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Bad Snack Review #7

dvinson
Posted October 3, 2006 - By Dana Leahy
Oh you thought Tokyo was over, didn't you? WRONG!

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: What We Can Only Guess Are Pickled Squid Tentacles

Click below to see what we thought!

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Tags: GameBreak

Bad Snack Review #6

dvinson
Posted October 3, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Oh you thought Tokyo was over, didn't you? WRONG!

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Unidentified Brown Gobs That Smell like Dog Food

Click below to see what we thought!

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Tags: GameBreak

Bad Snack Review #5

dvinson
Posted October 2, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Oh you thought Tokyo was over, didn't you? WRONG!

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Salted Plums

Click below to see what we thought!

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Tags: GameBreak

Bad Snack Review #4

dvinson
Posted September 29, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Bourbon Petit Bit

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Tags: GameBreak

Bad Snack Review #3

dvinson
Posted September 29, 2006 - By Dana Leahy
Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Delicious Party

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Tags: GameBreak

Bad Snack Review #2

dvinson
Posted September 29, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Cubyrop

Click below to see what we thought!

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Tags: GameBreak

Bad Snack Review

dvinson
Posted September 28, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Tohato Habanero Talking Turban Terrorist Pepper Corn Chips

Click below to see what we thought!

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Tags: GameBreak
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