Our tech reporter assays the pugnacious pulchritude on offer at Perfect 10 Magazine’s second annual “Model Boxing” night in Hollywood.

A couple of hot chicks beating the snot out of each other. Another warm spring evening in Hollywood? No! It's Perfect Ten's Model boxing 2 Event. Enthusiast that I am of the sweet science, I stepped into the ring to see what the boxing beauties thought of the week’s top tech.

This week, I trotted out…

The 8-in-1 universal remote which controls everything but your insulin pump.

With inputs for CF,FC, SD, MS, USB, IEEE… if it doesn't fit in this 20-in-1 drive from Sunbeam, then it doesn't exist.

The never-late seven day alarm clock . . .to ensure you're never late.

And finally, the Marshmallow Shooter, which can turn all your alpha male bull crap into a tasty treat.

Of course I won the ladies over with my witty banter and irresistible bad-boy looks. But the real thrill of the evening was meeting K-1 fighter Bob “The Beast” Sapp, a terrifying mountain of unstoppable wup-ass and the most popular foreigner to hit Japan since MacArthur. To my great relief, he’s one of the nicest people on the planet. I’d hate to think what might have happened to my valuable face if he didn’t like me.