If you've ever needed to generate the perfect buzzword to impress your boss and colleagues at an important business meeting, watch this episode of "The Screen Savers." I'll show you a tool that will get you talking jargon in no time.

Generate jargon on your Palm OS device

Pocket Exbert is a download for the Palm that allows you to tap your screen to view the perfect word or phrase for any situation. How does it know the perfect phrase, you ask? That's simple. Since most jargon means nothing, it can mean anything. Therefore, it's perfect for any situation.

Here's an example.

Boss: What are your long-term goals with the company?

Megan: (tapping Handspring Visor) I'm thinking, horizontal holistic parallelism.

Boss: Really? (sounding excited) And then what?

Megan: (tapping again) Probably polarized hybrid methodology.

Boss: Interesting. Megan, what would you think if I offered you a raise?

Megan: (again with the tapping) Preserving regional projection.

Boss: What?

Megan: (more tapping) Ameliorated maximized synergy?

Boss: I said I wanted to give you a raise.

Megan: (tapping, tapping) Versatile regional capabilities.

Boss: Why do you keep tapping that?

Megan: Uh... (runs away)

Remember, even the Pocket Exbert can overdo it.

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